I'm downstairs getting a cup of coffee when the phone rings. Unknown caller, no caller ID. Now, normally I just ignore those, or hit the button on the phone twice to answer and immediately hang up. Not her. She answers. It's a live person -- rare, these days. You can hear the loud bullpen call center noise int he background; they have a lot of people making these absolutely illegal telemarketing calls. It's "Sarah" or something or other, from "Dealer Services", calling about my 2011 Ford F150... they just need to confirm the mileage for the extended warranty. Hey, just like the last thousand illegal telemarketing calls we've gotten... Wifey gives her a good five seconds of dead silence, then BURSTS into tears and chokes out... "You have no idea what you're talking about!! That truck was destroyed in a fiery crash that KILLED MY HUSBAND!!" "Sarah" is still trying to stammer out a heartfelt apology when Wifey drops the call... I do love her so.