I blame mom.

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    Mom names her kid "Abcde" and is then surprised when someone cracks jokes? Sorry mom, you are an idiot. See story.
     
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    My thoughts exactly.
     
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    I agree mom is an idiot who saddled her kid with a nightmare name.

    But the employee seems like a sociopath, throwing a bag on someone's pizza deliberately and repeatedly posting pix of people to mock them.

    Lots of personality disorder here to go around.
     
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    How about "Shi-thead"?
     
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    What's in a name?
     
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    I think that's Dad.
     
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    Yeah, I agree that the employee has issues. Though I don't understand why someone puts a pizza in their carry-on luggage. That part was weird as well.
     
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    I guess so you don't usually buy pizza to eat later, you eat it fresh and hot. Darn it. Now I'm hungry.:(
     
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    Bulkhead seat, maybe, and it had to be up for takeoff?
     
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    I heard Abcde's sister is Fghij (pronounced Fig) and her brother is 12345 (his nickname is digits). The moronic mother agreed to sterilization after digits was born.
     
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    Yeah, possibly.
     
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    The wisecrack that will haunt that child for the rest of their life...
     
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    The article is wrong. You cannot shame someone else. You can shame yourself by ridiculing and making fun of someone, but if they are shamed, that’s on them.

    If someone makes fun of me, I’m only shamed if I deserved it.
     
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    I think some ppl are just looking to be a “victim.” A lot of ppl anymore set themselves up to be a victim. Being a “victim” is cool now.

    It’s a millennial trait I believe.
     
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    A friend volunteered at a hospital and when he went to a new mother to ask what name to put on the birth certificate, she said the one the hospital gave her was just fine. The poor girl was henceforth called Fe-ma-le.
     
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    Someone told me that Southwest was planning on renaming the rows on their planes in her honor. You'll find them labeled ABCDEF....

    ;) :rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
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    Her brother wasn't planned. His name is WTF.
     
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    It was happening long before millennials came around.

    In junior high (back in the early 70s) I knew a family with 7 kids. The first one was named "One", the second was named "Two" and so on. At least they had normal middle names that they chose to go by. Seven was in the same grade with me.
     
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    Or maybe, Al Phabet
     
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    Naming your child is not the time to prove how clever and cute you can be. Just ask my son, Dorito, pictured in my avatar.
     
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    Middle name Chip?
     
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    And if I ever have a boy, I'll name him
    Bill or George or Frank, anything but Sue....
     
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    I used to work with someone with the last name of Moore.

    We tried giving her suggestions for her new son's name but she didn't use any of them, not sure why. I wish I could remember all of them:

    Noah
    Lon
    Ken
    Dinty
     
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    I have a friend by name of Candy Bahr. She married Rit Johnson and hyphenated. She is now Candy Bahr Johnson.
     
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    True story. I knew a couple guys, brothers, last name Bobinchuck. Guess what dad named them?
     
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    Bilbo and Frodo?

    Oh wait, those are Bagginses..

    Charles and Robert?
     
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    I don't know what was on their birth certificates but they went by Bob and Chuck.
     
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    Funnny.
    It wasn't his legal name, but one of my daughter's best friend's went by the name of Cheetoh.
     
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    Jeez, she could have at least stuck to a more dignified name:

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    And then there was the guy from Brooklyn who won a bet with his sister, who was expecting twins -- a boy and a girl. The prize was that he got to name the babies.

    He named the girl Denise.

    He named the boy Denephew.

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    The head coach of the "soon to be" National Champions Clemson Tigers is known as "Dabo" Swinney. Legend has it that his nickname stuck when his younger brother began calling him "dat boy" at a very early age. The nickname evolved to "Dabo" . On a unrelated note, Notre Dame doesn't have a chance against Dabo and the Tigers.
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    Old governor of Texas, Governor Hogg, still wins the contest. Named his daughter Ima.
     
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    One of the officers I knew at the USNA was Capt Cotton. His daughter was named Candy.
     
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    Knew a womam who named her child Sophylis. Nice....