Famous Movie One-Liners

[txflyer]

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!"

 

[Zeldman]

I sell propane and propane accessories.....

That boy ain't right, I tell ya what....

 

[ateamer]

"Can you make a Bull Shot?"...

"Can you make a shoe stink?"

Watching that right now.

I like you, Betty.

 

[Matthew]

Well, I guess that expains the burning sensation.

 

[hindsight2020]

You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?

Training Day(2001)

That's the best you could pull from that gangsta classic?!? Man talk about leaving money on the table. My personal favorite is : "...Game is chess, it ain't checka's!"

So many other classic ones. Office space is another one I have overquoted at work for up to a decade now.

 

[rundogdave]

Take you stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!

 

[rundogdave]

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

 

[Chip Sylverne]

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's something unusual.

 

[mscard88]

I like them French fries potaters hmmmm hmmm

Sling Blade

 

[cgrab]

1-2-3...there are no rules in a knife fight.

I'm not going to hit him, I'm not going to hit him, the hell I'm not!

 

[Chip Sylverne]

I am big. It's the pictures that got small.

 

[Matthew]

Juuuust a bit outside!

 

[Caramon13]

No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air

 

[Chip Sylverne]

Ah, but the strawberries, that's where I had them.

 

[Circuit Flyer]

Geometric logic.

 

[rundogdave]

Sometime nothing can be a real cool hand.

What we've got here is...failure to communicate.

 

[mscard88]

Cop: "may I see your license please"
Cheech: uhm...looks around.."hey uhm isn't it on back of the car man?"

Up in Smoke

 

[painless]

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, ****-kickers and Methodists.

Mongo only pawn....in game of life

Now go do... that voodoo... that YOU do... SO WELL...!

 

[Matthew]

Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle...

 

[deonb]

Miss I'm a NY air traffic controller and I don't mean to alarm you but this plane may be in danger... - "What sort of threat is it?"
Not from me, the man who's controlling this plane may be... - "the captain's fine...".
Oh you think the captain is controlling this plane - that would scare me.

 

[eman1200]

I'm a mushroom cloud layin mutha fkah mutha fkah!


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[bflynn]

What can you make of this? This? a hat, a broach, or a pterodactyl..

 

[N747JB]

What can you make of this? This? a hat, a broach, or a pterodactyl..

Airplane has to be the best movie ever for one liners!!

 

[comanche pilot]

Nice Beaver...

You’re my boy, Blue!

We’re going streaking!

Those wounds run pretty deep...

I feel the need, the need for SPEED!

 

[MAKG1]

Airplane has to be the best movie ever for one liners!!

No kidding.

Mayday! Mayday!
Mayday? What is it?
Mayday? Why, that's the Russian New Year! We can have a big parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...

 

[Caramon13]

No kidding.

Mayday! Mayday!
Mayday? What is it?
Mayday? Why, that's the Russian New Year! We can have a big parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...

@Timbeck2 your avatar always makes me think about that guy...lol

 

[noobJohn]

I have had it with these mother f***ing snakes on this mother f***ing plane!

 

[Omalley1537]

What was I supposed to do? Accuse him of cheating better than me in front of the others?

"The Sting" if I'm not mistaken?

 

[MauleSkinner]

I swish my cape at you!

 

[jimson]

Son, you got a panty on your head.

 

[archerdriver]

Leave the gun, take the canolli.

Tell me again how rams' bladders can be used to prevent earthquakes...

My work has been described as strongly vaginal.

 

[brian109]

Ray when someone asks you if you are a god. You say YES

 

[jsstevens]

"The Sting" if I'm not mistaken?

Indeed.

 

[OkieFlyer]

 

[upstateny]

Fix the problem, not the blame.

 

[Chip Sylverne]

Hey, I'm walkin' here.

 

[Timbeck2]

@Timbeck2 your avatar always makes me think about that guy...lol

Well yeah...that's kinda the idea.

"Over Nacho Grande?" "No, I'll never be over Nacho Grande."
"Johnny, what da ya have on the radar range?" "Ten more minutes chief."

 

[jsstevens]

Well yeah...that's kinda the idea.

"Over Nacho Grande?" "No, I'll never be over Nacho Grande."
"Johnny, what da ya have on the radar range?" "Ten more minutes chief."

"Over Macho Grande?" "No, I'll never be over Macho Grande."

 

[Timbeck2]

macho - nacho

"two twenty, two twenty-one...whatever it takes."

"tic tac sir?"

 

[BigBadLou]

Did you all hear? This is the 30th anniversary of:

Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.

... inverted 4 Gs ...