Can a CFI tickle me?

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  1. SixPapaCharlie

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    I haven't been drinking but I'm wondering if that is a good way to distract me under the hood during an approach.
     
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    If she looks like this then I say yes

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    If he looks like this then I say no

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    Kidding aside, one would think that keeping one's hands to themselves is the appropriate thing to do as I am sure there are many other way to create a distraction... Hell, have me along as a safety pilot and you'll think you have ADDHD after the flight.. :eek::)
     
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    I had pretty good luck with asking hooded pilots to pick up a pencil or reach for a piece of paper...anything to get them to move their heads. Tickling has no connection to aviation and is a silly suggestion.

    Bob Gardner
     
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    I’m just going to elbow you in the head by accident. Your ANR headset will protect you. LOL.
     
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    Sounds likes its beer thurty time
     
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    @Bill Jennings and I saw a CFI in the FBO a few months ago that I wouldn’t have minded getting tickled by.
     
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    “When will you declare missed?” Might be more effective.

    Cheers
     
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    I used to do sim instrument work with an instructor. We disagreed on certain airport/community issues. He would start political arguments with me and the vacuum instruments would gradually going bad.



    serious comment: in retrospect it was valuable.
     
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    Pound me too??
     
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    Once a CFI learns to imitate the sound of a stall warning horn, distracting a student becomes easy...
     
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    A good way to distract the pilot is by starting a conversation on a topic that the he has a strong opinion on.
     
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    Are you sure what you felt? Maybe it was a "Test Tickle" ;)
     
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    Mine will put his hand on my ponytail and manually turn my head where it belongs because I have a bad habit of staring at the numbers when turning base to final instead of checking, then looking ahead.
     
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    That would be a good reason for me to punch someone in the cockpit.
     
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    Funny thing is the first time i saw that in print I read it as “pound me too” and was very confused as that moto did not seem to fit the context of the conversation.
    It’s a good indication of how clueless that entire “movement” really is...
     
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    @SixPapaCharlie --- Just remember....

    Fun is Christy using just the feather on you....

    But if she brings out the entire chicken..... (and I'm talking a live one, not George the Judgement Chicken)

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    Kinky is when you tickle your lover with a feather.
    Perverted is when you use the entire chicken.
    Sick is when your lover is the chicken.
     
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