Sac Arrow
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This is a hot dog thread. You ask, why is it a hot dog thread and why is there so much drama? Well, you see, I was on my own for dinner (dangerous) and in charge of four hot dogs that were allocated to me for dinner, plus some kind of Asian salad. Now... the hot dogs in themselves were not dangerous. But, I like the Costco ones that are big and plump and they put them on those micro roller thingies that cook them perfectly. Well, I had to...
Improvise. That is not a Costco dog but you can buy them from Costco to take home and do with them what you will. That is however some all beef frank (Frank?) and this is the method I chose to cook it. And four of its brothers. Cheap man's BBQ. Basically a propane (okay natural gas) burner, a skewer and a hot dog. Look, we've all done it. Most of us.
Here's the thing... The first one, the second one, and even the third, have had some heat transfer abnormalities. The portion of the hot dog closest to my hand was consistently NOT getting the full treatment. So, on the fourth I decided to spend a little more time on the inner end.
Dude! The skewer burned and the hot dog fell in to the flames! Code level five alpha sigma top secret pantographic nine one one get the hell out of here situation occurred.
Man, my weiner hasn't burned so bad since Thailand '99. Bad experience man. Bad trip bro. Bad acid, Leary.
Yeah I tried putting it in water. The bamboo skewer, not my penis. Well my penis was in water earlier but never mind that. My god, I was th
Improvise. That is not a Costco dog but you can buy them from Costco to take home and do with them what you will. That is however some all beef frank (Frank?) and this is the method I chose to cook it. And four of its brothers. Cheap man's BBQ. Basically a propane (okay natural gas) burner, a skewer and a hot dog. Look, we've all done it. Most of us.
Here's the thing... The first one, the second one, and even the third, have had some heat transfer abnormalities. The portion of the hot dog closest to my hand was consistently NOT getting the full treatment. So, on the fourth I decided to spend a little more time on the inner end.
Dude! The skewer burned and the hot dog fell in to the flames! Code level five alpha sigma top secret pantographic nine one one get the hell out of here situation occurred.
Man, my weiner hasn't burned so bad since Thailand '99. Bad experience man. Bad trip bro. Bad acid, Leary.
Yeah I tried putting it in water. The bamboo skewer, not my penis. Well my penis was in water earlier but never mind that. My god, I was th