White the Scariest Story You Can Using Only 4 Words

[mscard88]

Flag on the play. Thread title plainly states "scariest story".

I accept the flag!

 

[XCFLYER]

Where's your other hand?

 

[denverpilot]

Where's your other hand?

Those aren't pillows! Arggggghhhhhh!

 

[paflyer]

It's just a tumor.

It's not a tumor!

 

[GlennAB1]

The child is yours.

 

[SkyDog58]

The child is yours.

I had a vasectomy.

 

[GlennAB1]

You need a lawyer

 

[Matthew]

Pass me more fruitcake.

 

[mscard88]

You need a lawyer

kill all the lawyers

from some song, Eagles maybe?

 

[Mason]

This gun is unloaded.

 

[nauga]

Weasels ripped my flesh.

Nauga,
who says, "rzzzz"

 

[nauga]

Ease guns to land

Nauga,
unspooled

 

[nauga]

"A Nickelback boxed set?"

Nauga,
who keeps chopsticks handy

 

[Zeldman]

Hilary to Bill: I'm home to stay.

 

[SkyDog58]

Electoral College changes result.

 

[GlennAB1]

President decided by California

 

[Palmpilot]

President decided by minority

 

[Timbeck2]

Going back into debt.

 

[Palmpilot]

Going back into debt.

When were we out?

 

[Timbeck2]

I was posting personally.

 

[mulligan]

Mulligan ordered a Cirrus

 

[mscard88]

Mulligan ordered a Cirrus

But but but but....

 

[Vaflier]

My mothers moving in.

 

[rtk11]

My mothers moving in.

and her sisters also