White the Scariest Story You Can Using Only 4 Words

[painless]

That's not a pillow.....

 

[Cajun_Flyer]

Spin Zone is back.

Skin Zone was better.

 

[nauga]

Nice man-bun, Dad.

Nauga,
too hip to be happy

 

[flhrci]

Apple bought Microsoft today.

 

[ETres]

Buck naked fat woman.

 

[GLMS_NC]

It Is Really In

 

[RJM62]

Your ex just called.

 

[SkyDog58]

But she called you.

 

[mscard88]

she wants me bad

 

[paflyer]

Squeal like a pig!

 

[paflyer]

Obi-Wan never told you.

 

[flhrci]

she wants me bad

She wants him bad.

 

[frfly172]

Call this number on landing.

 

[flhrci]

Call this number on landing.

Call these numbers on landing.

 

[flhrci]

Can I log that?

 

[mscard88]

Call these numbers on landing.

4! NOT 5!

 

[mscard88]

read the ****ing instructions!

 

[flhrci]

4! NOT 5!

Dang! I have failed!

so did frfly172.

 

[SkyDog58]

Let's turn and burn.

 

[mscard88]

Dang! I have failed!

so did frfly172.

you should be banned!

 

[SkyDog58]

you should be banned!

You are the expert.

 

[mscard88]

You are the expert.

not expert, just experienced

 

[SkyDog58]

not expert, just experienced

Need to try harder.

 

[EvilEagle]

President Clinton is pregnant

 

[Hank S]

President Clinton is pregnant

But not by Bill . . .

 

[GlennAB1]

It's just a tumor.

 

[SkyDog58]

But not by Bill . . .

A Weiner named Anthony?

 

[mscard88]

President Clinton is pregnant

Does anyone really care?

 

[Luigi]

Chelsea becomes next president

 

[Luigi]

Gear up? No Q-Tip

 

[overdrive148]

This thread is over

 

[SkyDog58]

Fun while it lasted.

 

[timwinters]

Nothing's scarier than reality

 

[StevieTimes]

Nxxxxxx please climb immediately!

 

[Mason]

Here, hold my beer.

 

[Mason]

Y'all watch this now.

 

[pigpenracing]

DONT LET HILLORY WIN

 

[Van Johnston]

The polls were wrong.

 

[mscard88]

She is outa here!

 

[DaleB]

She is outa here!

Flag on the play. Thread title plainly states "scariest story".