Which would be worse?

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You have a choice be in a room with a woman who hasn't showered for awhile and reeks of body odor or a woman who bathed in perfume and reeks. Nope you only have those choices which is your choice
 
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You have a choice be in a room with a woman who hasn't showered for awhile and reeks of body odor or a woman who bathed in perfume and reeks. Nope you only have those choices which is your choice
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What does she look like?
Is she naked?
 
My answer is.....yes both. That way they'd offset each other and get to a neutral state. Ya? :rofl:
 
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Not enough information, but generally I'll take the BO, as you can avoid it easier than a perfume bath.

P.S. if it's Jennifer Aniston, I'll gladly lick the sweat off her body.
 
I'd take the stinky one. BUT, if I was left to be alone with myself, I'd bathe in perfume. For some reason, our noses are absolutely ignorant to the (good) smells directly underneath them.
 
saracelica said:
You have a choice be in a room with a woman who hasn't showered for awhile and reeks of body odor or a woman who bathed in perfume and reeks. Nope you only have those choices which is your choice
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when you say 'be in a room with', you clearly mean 'have sex with', right?

tough choice but I think i'll take the 'fume over the stench.
 
I'm guessing I can't pick both other wise I would. So a girl that smells bad and it's strong or a girl that smells good and it's strong....Ill go with perfume chick.
 
It depends. I have found the natural body odor of some women very appealing, and others not. In any case, I don't think my mind is what I would be using to make the decision.
 
saracelica said:
You have a choice be in a room with a woman who hasn't showered for awhile and reeks of body odor or a woman who bathed in perfume and reeks. Nope you only have those choices which is your choice
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I would choose to LEAVE....:rolleyes:
 
my penis doesn't have a sense of smell, so it doesn't care either way.
 
Perfume should have an MSDS sheet and be banned by OSHA, in my book.
Toxicity way worse than anything a healthy female can naturally produce.
 
Just pat her down with a cloth soaked in avgas and engine oil.....then she's good to go....:D
 
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saracelica said:
You have a choice be in a room with a woman who hasn't showered for awhile and reeks of body odor or a woman who bathed in perfume and reeks. Nope you only have those choices which is your choice
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Most of the hookers I've been with were both, at the same time.
 
saracelica said:
You have a choice be in a room with a woman who hasn't showered for awhile and reeks of body odor or a woman who bathed in perfume and reeks. Nope you only have those choices which is your choice
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It just occurred to me. You want our help in deciding between deodorant or perfume?
 
I'll bring along a durian fruit & crack it open. Problem solved.
 
So I'm in the courthouse jury room. All morning I had to deal with some fat lady five seats down that was so incredibly funkalacious that she stunk up the whole place.
 
Having been subjected to a woman that smelled like that liquid that gathers in the bottom of your garbage bag and then sits out and ferments for three weeks...

...in August...


...in Houston...


...I will take the over-dousing of perfume any day of the week.
 
Perfume makes me nauseous
 
What's worse is really bad BO that the owner is attempting to cover up with excess perfume/cologne.

Yowza. I had to work with a guy like that, once, for a few minutes, and my nose-hairs still curl whenever I think about that.
 
No seriously, we aren't talking about just some pit juice, it was like weeks of unwashed, unchanged, unwiped, raw, unmitigated rotting funk. The stuff flies would be all over and that is without exaggeration. It was a crowded room with almost no seating left yet the area still cleared around this lady.

And it was a real bummer because seated on the floor facing me was this thin Hawaiian looking chick giving me coochie shots while she played with her phone while it was on the charger and I really didn't want to move. Rotten coochie won though, and I ended up leaving.
 
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