I wish I was still flying an airline that had First class seats. I was always upgraded. No that we are with United I am seemingly always on TED, half as good as a half rate airline
Saw an article recently about a person that was upgraded to F after the passenger sitting next to them in coach had too much to drink and "pulled down their pants and relieved themselves in the seat".
That's right up there with the person that used the airsick bag to relieve themselves after a Skywest flight attendant refused to let them use the lavatory. http://www.sltrib.com/ci_5453315