What some folks will do to upgrade to 1st

I wish I was still flying an airline that had First class seats. I was always upgraded. No that we are with United I am seemingly always on TED, half as good as a half rate airline ;)
 
TED, the back end of UniTED. Sure glad they don't "serve" Seattle, so I don't have to worry about them.
 
Saw an article recently about a person that was upgraded to F after the passenger sitting next to them in coach had too much to drink and "pulled down their pants and relieved themselves in the seat".

That's right up there with the person that used the airsick bag to relieve themselves after a Skywest flight attendant refused to let them use the lavatory. http://www.sltrib.com/ci_5453315
 
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