I been a baaad widdle boy...
I took 1 medium FedEx box, 1 half of a brick, a little duct tape and a mystery gift to start the fun.
I taped the brick inside near the side of the box so it would move and make the sound of something in the box. Then inserted the mystery gift and taped the box closed.
I went to do some rat killing this morning so I set the box near the entrance to my driveway. When I came back a couple hours later, the box was gone. I still can't believe folks have not learned. Oh well. I didn't need the 1/2 brick, real brick, not the other kind...
Oh ya...the mystery gift.... was used toilette paper. And it wasn't used to blow my nose, if you know what I mean...