Thought for the day

[Bob Bement]

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

 

[mikea]

Remember . . . Half the people you know are below average.​

"We were given our yearly evaluations and handed our objectives for the upcoming year: "Everyone must exceed the Team Average in sales dollars." My boss explained that this was not a case of exceeding a previous average; all ten of us were expected to be above whatever our current average was."

http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert/dnrc/html/newsletter68.html

As in, "I gave up engineering because Calculus was so hard. I switched to business and got the MBA."

The bell curve has a left edge, and people really live there.
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[Cap'n Jack]

Remember . . . Half the people you know are below median.​

Fixed it for ya!

 

[Bob Bement]

Nothing dispels enthusiam like a small admission fee.

 

[ScottM]

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?​

 

[KennyFlys]

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?​

There are some married guys already taking advantage of the deal without even knowing it!

 

[ScottM]

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.​

 

[ScottM]

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?​

 

[ScottM]

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? --T.H. Huxley

 

[ScottM]

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
G. Pederson​

 

[KennyFlys]

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.​

Most winners have!

 

[ScottM]

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?​

 

[ScottM]

Food:
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?​

 

[RMCN172RG]

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?​

The outer limits

 

[mikea]

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.​

They did.

 

[KennyFlys]

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?​

Something beyond your grasp?

 

[Bob Bement]

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now--- WILL ROGERS

Will Rogers died in 1935 and has been dead for 73 years. Bob

 

[ScottM]

Will Rogers died in 1935 and has been dead for 73 years. Bob

He died in an airplane crash BTW. Wiley Post was the pilot.

 

[ScottM]

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?​

 

[Missa]

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?​

I see you've never read Dantes Inferno, nor visited Hell. I've seen hell frozen over. http://www.hell2u.com/

PS Love the new avatar

 

[Bob Bement]

Will Rogers and Willey Post were killed in an airplane crash in Point Barrow, Alaska, in 1935. And I was 1year old. But, I can't remember it.

 

[ScottM]

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?​

 

[mikea]

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?​

You think only men can be gay?

 

[ScottM]

You think only men can be gay?

I used it in the male sense. Some lesbians reject being called gay as they feel they are then a subset of men.

 

[mikea]

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?​

Why do they have laundromats in nudist colonies?

 

[ScottM]

If the effort that went into research on enhancing the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.​

 

[t0r0nad0]

I think they had the proper priorities .

 

[ScottM]

If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change
their name to Knockers?​

 

[flyingcheesehead]

I think they had the proper priorities .

Yeah, what good is a hot dog stand on the moon, anyway? For that matter, what good is a hot dog stand, period? Heck, what good is a hot dog?

 

[ScottM]

Yeah, what good is a hot dog stand on the moon, anyway? For that matter, what good is a hot dog stand, period? Heck, what good is a hot dog?

If you see the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile following you, RUN!!!

 

[Bob Bement]

If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change


their name to Knockers?​

I like that one!

 

[KennyFlys]

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine and enter your brain.
That's where crappy ideas come from.​

 

[KennyFlys]

If con is the opposite of pro,
is Congress the opposite of progress?​

 

[KennyFlys]

Why didn't Noah swat those twomosquitoes?​

 

[KennyFlys]

Should anyone be concerned by doctors and lawyers
who refer to their business as a "practice"?​

 

[ScottM]

If Soylent Green is made from people, is Organic Soylent Green made from Free Range People?​