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Ahh, so it was false advertising! And here I've been feeling inadequate all these years...
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Hmm I can get them to go all the way down the stairs to my basement
Ahh, so it was false advertising! And here I've been feeling inadequate all these years...
Well you and Greg apparently suffer form the same affliction. Might be a turbine pilot problem.
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Why does the word "queue" have so many letters in it?
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Algebra the ueue cancel out leaving 'Q'
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OK, that does it! Headed out to get a Slinky... no wait, I'm trying to get rid of the junk in my house not acquire more.In the good old days it worked like this.
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OK, that does it! Headed out to get a Slinky... no wait, I'm trying to get rid of the junk in my house not acquire more.
Slinky...Junk...!!!?? I think we know why the slinky gods are thwarting your attempt to master the sublime art of the slinky
Perhaps you need to study the 5 Moral Precepts of the Slinky!
1. I will be mindful and reverential with my Slinky,
I will not be violent nor will I kill with it.
2. I will respect the property of others, I will not steal their Slinkys.
3. I will be conscious and loving in my Slinky relationships,
I will not give way to lust of other people's Slinkys.
4. I will honor honesty, truth, and Slinkiness. I will not deceive others about my Slinky skills.
5. I will exercise proper care of my Slinky,
I will not abuse my Slinky.
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Ohhh, I have sinned against Slinky. I must repent!Slinky...Junk...!!!?? I think we know why the slinky gods are thwarting your attempt to master the sublime art of the slinky
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Why does the word "lisp" have an 's' in it? Isn't that kinda cruel?
Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
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Why isn't phonics spelled fonix?
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kevin47881
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Why does Tennessee have the same logo as Texas?
Jealousy, of course.
At least we're not trying to steal their water like one state who shall remain nameless is doing to TN.
Ah heck, let's just move the state border north a mile or so. 
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Hey, on approach to Rwy 2 at CHA today, I saw plenty of water in that lake! It's sure not keeping my DPE from taking his 28' boat off the lake. I'm sure you're not hurting much further up north, either!At least we're not trying to steal their water like one state who shall remain nameless is doing to TN.
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It is written that if give a man a fish he eats for a day. But teach a man to be a fish and his friends eat for a week. Amphibians 5:3
Gospel according to Biff
Gospel according to Biff
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Torah, Torah, Torah!!!
The war cry of the kamikaze Rabbis.
The war cry of the kamikaze Rabbis.
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If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones' Thanksgiving and Flintstones' Christmas?
Ahh, so it was false advertising! And here I've been feeling inadequate all these years...
No, you were right, slinkys work just fine, you are inadequate....
o cold
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No wonder I've spent my whole life compensating.
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed
by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do.
So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor.
Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
Mark Twain.
by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do.
So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor.
Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
Mark Twain.
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
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If standards so often turn out to be BS, where did the original BS come from?
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If a plane is on a conveyor belt...
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If you line up all the cars in the world end to end . . . someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them
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I'm more than certain that has happen in Atlanta traffic!
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Gotta love forwarded emails....
If you give someone your two cents worth but only get a penny for your thoughts, where does the other penny go?
Does the ABC song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing it?
If you give someone your two cents worth but only get a penny for your thoughts, where does the other penny go?
Does the ABC song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing it?
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How else am I gonna properly recite the ABC's?!?!
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
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"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die."
- Klingon Proverb, Star Trek
- Klingon Proverb, Star Trek
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Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
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That depends on whether you took the reasonably expected precautions to prevent the unexpected expectation.
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When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
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Why do we sing ''Take me out to the ballgame'' when we are already there?
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Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?
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Why not use the dollar to buy something of value then use the receipt for a bookmark?
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Ack...city life
Why not reycle something of value for the bookmark and deposit the dollar into a high yield account?
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Reading is for losers anyway. Just watch TV and let the TiVo remember where you left off...
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That is a keeper!