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Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by eman1200, Nov 2, 2018.

  1. eman1200

    eman1200 Touchdown! Greaser!

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    you’re walking past an ATM machine and you spot money in it. turns out it’s 20 bucks. what do you do. asking for a friend.
     
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    Donate it to freshly minted commercial pilots.
     
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  3. eman1200

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    That might be the wrongest answer of all time.
     
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    mscard88 Ejection Handle Pulled

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    Spend it
     
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    But that $20.00 will allow me to at least look at a Baron for twin time.
     
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    Invest in Velcro seats
     
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    Isn't there a slot right on the machine, to insert superfluous bills?
     
  8. eman1200

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    That might be the wisest investment answer of all time
     
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    Save it for a Lucky Dog Brew... or 20 Pole dancer tips...
     
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    Play the lottery.
     
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    I take it into the bank and tell them somebody left some of their money and might come back asking for it. I'm no fun.:(
     
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    Give it to someone who can explain what an Automated Teller Machine Machine is?

    I thought ATM Machines were the things that make ATM's, which are then deployed to hand out $20 bank notes to @eman1200's mythical friends.

    [Note: I firmly believe Eric has friends. But I don't believe there are machines making ATMs or any of that stuffs]
     
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    Invest it and give the interest to charity in 30 years?

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    bull

    ATM Machine:
    https://www.sciencechannel.com/tv-shows/how-its-made/videos/atms
     
  15. eman1200

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    WHAT bank? it's an ATM that can be used by anyone who has money in any number of banks. I hear that you're 'trying' to do the right thing, but really that doesn't make any sense to me.
     
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    It's not redundant. I sent you a link to the machine that makes ATM's therefore it's an ATM Machine.
     
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    So that’s what happened to that $20 I’m missing. Please hold onto it for me. You can give it to me at the next southeast flyin.
     
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    Fair enough... Show me the twenty and I'll split it with ya.

    Even better, I'll give you ten dollars. What good is half of a twenty?!?
     
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    Are they still just a buck? I guess inflation missed that part of the economy. Not a bad thing though.
     
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    @FlySince9 - you know what you get when you tip a pole dancer $1?

    a big red palm print on your face and an escort to the parking lot who doesn't care if your feet are under you.

    [Note: I have no direct evidence this is true... my "friend" told me]
     
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    I’m not talking lap dance... that’s not a tip, that’s payment for professional services...


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    Turn that friend into the Police!!!! :)
     
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    Well ironically enough, I actually had this situation happen (or similar).

    I was in Publix a couple of weeks ago and while in line, I look over to where the lottery tickets are sold. There’s a vending machine and a place to fill out a Powerball. On the counter where you can fill out a Powerball ticket was two scratch off lotto tickets laying there. They were unattended the whole time I was in line, and there wasn’t anyone around. I went by on my way out the door and figured, ‘eh they must be losers’, well I take a look at them just for the heck of it and one happened to be a $20 winner and the other was a free ticket.

    So, it was my lucky day. I got a free $20 bucks!

    Lesson of the day: Never assume that those scratched off lotto tickets you find laying around are always duds. Check them!
     
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    I don't pick up anything under a 50....
     
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    The ones I always use are attached to the bank. I don't trust unattached ones. If it's an unattached one I guess it would be unlikely to find the owner. In that case I might keep it.
     
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    And here I was under the impression that cash is out of style. :)
     
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    finders keepers... You know something strange happened to me the other day... I was driving home from work... traffic was kinda slowing down approaching a traffic light. I noticed a guy walking in a narrow parking lot put his hand in his pocket for something and when he pulled it out I saw what looked like a bill fall to the ground... I was going slow enough to toot my horn to get his attention and pointed toward the object... he turned around, walked back and picked it up... with a big smile on his face he held it up and stretched it out so that I could see what looked to be a $50 bill...
     
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    Give it to the next homeless guy. Seriously
     
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    That's two whole dime bags.
    Why is this even a conversation?
     
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    It still has its purposes. Strippers. Hookers. Drug deals. Hit men. Political bribes. Buying burner phones. Non certified flight instructors.
     
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    I would donate it to Charity.
     
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    Are you referring to the $20 bill, or the pole dancer? Asking for @eman1200. Or maybe @Sac Arrow.
     
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    That’s what you put your PIN number in to get money.
     
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    Those things are under a lot of cameras. I’m willing to bet you take it and not report you might be breaking a law. Sure the person who didn’t get their 20 will complain and bank will look into. Then see your friends rosy cheeks snagging the bill
     
  38. eman1200

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    meh. I, I mean my friend isn't too worried about that. if they tracked a person down it means they know exactly who was foolish enough not to count their money before leaving the ATM money dispensing machine machine so their $20 could be returned to them. heck, even with interest.
     
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    This is probably passe but I still get a chuckle out of it:
    ATM - Yuppie food coupon dispenser.
     
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    I know a guy that just got cleared by FAA that can give you $20 of flight instruction.
     
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