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eman1200

eman1200

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Bro do you even lift
you’re walking past an ATM machine and you spot money in it. turns out it’s 20 bucks. what do you do. asking for a friend.
 
Isn't there a slot right on the machine, to insert superfluous bills?
 
I take it into the bank and tell them somebody left some of their money and might come back asking for it. I'm no fun.:(
 
Give it to someone who can explain what an Automated Teller Machine Machine is?

I thought ATM Machines were the things that make ATM's, which are then deployed to hand out $20 bank notes to @eman1200's mythical friends.

[Note: I firmly believe Eric has friends. But I don't believe there are machines making ATMs or any of that stuffs]
 
Invest it and give the interest to charity in 30 years?

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Rushie said:
I take it into the bank and tell them somebody left some of their money and might come back asking for it. I'm no fun.:(
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WHAT bank? it's an ATM that can be used by anyone who has money in any number of banks. I hear that you're 'trying' to do the right thing, but really that doesn't make any sense to me.
 
So that’s what happened to that $20 I’m missing. Please hold onto it for me. You can give it to me at the next southeast flyin.
 
Mtns2Skies said:
It's not redundant. I sent you a link to the machine that makes ATM's therefore it's an ATM Machine.
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Fair enough... Show me the twenty and I'll split it with ya.

Even better, I'll give you ten dollars. What good is half of a twenty?!?
 
@FlySince9 - you know what you get when you tip a pole dancer $1?

a big red palm print on your face and an escort to the parking lot who doesn't care if your feet are under you.

[Note: I have no direct evidence this is true... my "friend" told me]
 
I’m not talking lap dance... that’s not a tip, that’s payment for professional services...


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Well ironically enough, I actually had this situation happen (or similar).

I was in Publix a couple of weeks ago and while in line, I look over to where the lottery tickets are sold. There’s a vending machine and a place to fill out a Powerball. On the counter where you can fill out a Powerball ticket was two scratch off lotto tickets laying there. They were unattended the whole time I was in line, and there wasn’t anyone around. I went by on my way out the door and figured, ‘eh they must be losers’, well I take a look at them just for the heck of it and one happened to be a $20 winner and the other was a free ticket.

So, it was my lucky day. I got a free $20 bucks!

Lesson of the day: Never assume that those scratched off lotto tickets you find laying around are always duds. Check them!
 
eman1200 said:
WHAT bank? it's an ATM that can be used by anyone who has money in any number of banks. I hear that you're 'trying' to do the right thing, but really that doesn't make any sense to me.
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The ones I always use are attached to the bank. I don't trust unattached ones. If it's an unattached one I guess it would be unlikely to find the owner. In that case I might keep it.
 
And here I was under the impression that cash is out of style. :)
 
finders keepers... You know something strange happened to me the other day... I was driving home from work... traffic was kinda slowing down approaching a traffic light. I noticed a guy walking in a narrow parking lot put his hand in his pocket for something and when he pulled it out I saw what looked like a bill fall to the ground... I was going slow enough to toot my horn to get his attention and pointed toward the object... he turned around, walked back and picked it up... with a big smile on his face he held it up and stretched it out so that I could see what looked to be a $50 bill...
 
Give it to the next homeless guy. Seriously
 
flhrci said:
And here I was under the impression that cash is out of style. :)
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It still has its purposes. Strippers. Hookers. Drug deals. Hit men. Political bribes. Buying burner phones. Non certified flight instructors.
 
Sac Arrow said:
I would donate it to Charity.
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Those things are under a lot of cameras. I’m willing to bet you take it and not report you might be breaking a law. Sure the person who didn’t get their 20 will complain and bank will look into. Then see your friends rosy cheeks snagging the bill
 
benyflyguy said:
Those things are under a lot of cameras. I’m willing to bet you take it and not report you might be breaking a law. Sure the person who didn’t get their 20 will complain and bank will look into. Then see your friends rosy cheeks snagging the bill
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meh. I, I mean my friend isn't too worried about that. if they tracked a person down it means they know exactly who was foolish enough not to count their money before leaving the ATM money dispensing machine machine so their $20 could be returned to them. heck, even with interest.
 
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