So, If God is your co-pilot...

[Fearless Tower]

How does Jesus log his time?

My long blinks are immediately loaded into my excel spreadsheet, under column heading JIC. It is quite useful for those times where I am flying after an all-nighter but don't want to land quite yet, and my pal Jesus takes the yoke for a bit. Start a new thread to see how Jesus logs this time.

 

[Mike Smith]

This is getting ridiculous.

 

[Fearless Tower]

This is getting ridiculous.

I know, I couldn't help myself. Sorry.

 

[frenchbread]

I'm glad you asked! I gave him dual received for the time, at which point he quoted Matthew 11:29. I was like "...I have the controls..."

 

[flyingron]

I once attended a safety seminar entitled "The devil is your copilot and he ain't gonna chip in for gas."

 

[RotorAndWing]

"Jesus, Mohammed and Buddha walk into a bar........."

 

[frfly172]

Getting close to the spin zone.

 

[ChemGuy]

Does that mean all your time is really SIC and not PIC??

 

[Kelvin]

You guys are in outer space....Jesus does NOT fly.

Jesus says right in Matthew 28:20 that "lo, he is with you always"...

 

[Fearless Tower]

"Jesus, Mohammed and Buddha walk into a bar........."

Is the bar in Saudi, or across the bridge in Bahrain? 'Cuz Mohammed won't drink in Saudi. Get him across that bridge and he's a party animal!

 

[Geico266]

Is the bar in Saudi, or across the bridge in Bahrain? 'Cuz Mohammed won't drink in Saudi. Get him across that bridge and he's a party animal!

Oh snap are you in trouble!! Speaking badly of Mohammed can get you killed. May the fleas of the thousand camels invade your arm pits.

 

[N801BH]

Oh snap are you in trouble!! Speaking badly of Mohammed can get you killed. May the fleas of the thousand camels invade your arm pits.

And......

It will draw Jaybird and Redtail out of the wood work.........

 

[Anthony]

You guys are in outer space....Jesus does NOT fly.

Jesus says right in Matthew 28:20 that "lo, he is with you always"...

Transporter then?

 

[Checkout_my_Six]

co-Pilot?......na, He is the Pilot.

 

[frenchbread]

co-Pilot?......na, He is the Pilot.

Oh snap, I hope he doesn't see your logbook!

 

[Checkout_my_Six]

Oh snap, I hope he doesn't see your logbook!

No worries.....we're logging Dual.

 

[JeffDG]

You guys are in outer space....Jesus does NOT fly.

Jesus says right in Matthew 28:20 that "lo, he is with you always"...

Does that mean all my solo time is fraudulent?

 

[write-stuff]

Jesus says right in Matthew 28:20 that "lo, he is with you always"...

Well there's your definitive answer. The question is settled.

 

[Sac Arrow]

Are you flying something that has three required crewmembers?

 

[narchee]

I believe a crew member has to be alive and God is clinically dead by all definitions.

 

[N801BH]

I believe a crew member has to be alive and God is clinically dead by all definitions.

 

[benhar77]

Has Jesus ever been ramp-checked?

 

[GrampaMark]

I believe a crew member has to be alive and God is clinically dead by all definitions.

Well, questions about his health preceded Chevy Chase and "Weekend Update" by nearly a decade (The date isn't legible in the image; it's the April 18, 1966 issue).

Mark

 

[SkyDog58]

Well, questions about his health preceded Chevy Chase and "Weekend Update" by nearly a decade (The date isn't legible in the image; it's the April 18, 1966 issue).

Mark

Fine example of poor journalism as they failed to take note of the fact that to be dead you actually had to be alive or exist beforehand.

 

[narchee]

Has Jesus ever been ramp-checked?

Yes by Pontius Pilot.

It didn't go so well for him I heard.

 

[benhar77]

Yes by Pontius Pilot.

It didn't go so well for him I heard.

 

[jhausch]

The "soul manipulator" distinction probably applies to a few TV preachers.

 

[Jay Honeck]

These threads always scare me.

 

[Sac Arrow]

So do the Father and the Son have to pay their pro rata share? What about if the Holy Ghost tags along?

 

[murphey]

"Jesus, Mohammed and Buddha walk into a bar........."

Was Moses the bartender?

 

[narchee]

"Jesus, Mohammed and Buddha walk into a bar........."

Was Moses the bartender?

No, that would be Krishna.

 

[benhar77]

The "soul manipulator" distinction probably applies to a few TV preachers.

How many souls on board?

 

[Hawker800]

If God is your co-pilot, change seats.

 

[bflynn]

Any way he wants to.

 

[LDJones]

co-Pilot?......na, He is the Pilot.

Or, if God is your co-pilot you're in the wrong seat. :wink2:

 

[Kelvin]

Does that mean all my solo time is fraudulent?

Why would it be fraudulent...you WERE solo. Jesus was on the ground my friend.

 

[Scrabo]

He wouldn't need an ADSB in box to show him the weather, one wave from his hand and its blue skies all the way.

 

[Checkout_my_Six]

Or, if God is your co-pilot you're in the wrong seat. :wink2:

No....I was singing Jesus take the wheel.....

 

[narchee]

No....I was singing Jesus take the wheel.....

So if you say "Jesus, your airplane" and then you subsequently die is that considered suicide or murder?

 

[peerlesscowboy]

Why would it be fraudulent...you WERE solo. Jesus was on the ground my friend.

Was that before or after the resurrection?