Shortest Thread Attempt

Florida Cracker said:
He's RIGHT!

Everybody Post, right now, and tell the Captain that we promise to not to post, then post an update to let everybody know how NOT posting is working out...
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You mean like that post chris made announcing that he wasn't going to post anything?
 
I didn't even remember posting last night, so I don't think that one should really be included in the count.
 
I was googling a Cessna 206 and look what popped up. I figure this is as good a place as any to preserve it. :)

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txflyer said:
I was googling a Cessna 206 and look what popped up. I figure this is as good a place as any to preserve it. :)

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Worlds shortest woman on the worlds shortest thread. HA! Fitting. I get it.
 
Well here we go...all this making 'other threads' is sure to dilute the pool and that's exactly the sort of thing we need to keep this thread short. Naughty nice, big tall, whatever...just go post over there and avoid posting here.

:)
 
Captain said:
Well here we go...all this making 'other threads' is sure to dilute the pool and that's exactly the sort of thing we need to keep this thread short. Naughty nice, big tall, whatever...just go post over there and avoid posting here.

:)
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That's a good idea.
 
I won't post here again




today




unless I do so
 
I have 1,000,001 stories about my wife, almost all of them 100% true. This seems like a good a place as any to tell one or two.

She calls me at work last summer to ask me to come get her. "where are you?" It turns out she's at a convenience store. She stopped (not quite) to get gas and as she's pulling in she can't recall whether her cap is on the right side or the left side. So she kept driving while thinking about it....right into the concrete pillars they put around the pumps to protect them from drivers like her.
 
First day back to work after my first child was born, I was so out of it and sleepless that I drove away from the gas station with the pump still in my gas tank.

That was a mess.
 
The other day I bought some Burger's Smokehouse bacon. Best bacon ever. (I think someone else mentioned bacon here first.) She calls me to tell me that she's cooking the bacon but will save me some. I'm talking with a guy at work about it and by the time we're done talking I'm slobbering just thinking about it. I stop by the grocery store at lunch and pick up some lettuce and a tomato and rush home to fix up a quick BLT. I mean I can taste it already. Crunchy toast, delicious bacon, a little mayo with the lettuce and tomato. Only I get home to find out that the 4 slices she saved for me are wrapped raw. Why would someone cook all but 4 slices of bacon?

(please, if you have to ask why I didn't microwave it then you're obviously not a member of the bacon club)
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
First day back to work after my first child was born, I was so out of it and sleepless that I drove away from the gas station with the pump still in my gas tank.

That was a mess.
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That must have been a small pump. Or a big tank. :D
 
Speaking of sleeping, there's not a man here who could sleep with my wife. She snores louder than any radial engine I've ever heard.
 
Gerhardt said:
Speaking of sleeping, there's not a man here who could sleep with my wife. She snores louder than any radial engine I've ever heard.
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I slept in the back of a helicopter in flight once...that's gotta be worse than your wife's snoring....
 
Will you people pull your weight???

The Captain NEEDS to know how you all are doing NOT posting in this thread.

So let's get to it!
 
Sorry I haven't been posting on it to try and keep it short
My hope is that this becomes the shortest thread ever on POA.

As long as we agree to sort by post count and keep adding to all the others we can make this one the shortest.
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
Sorry I haven't been posting on it to try and keep it short
My hope is that this becomes the shortest thread ever on POA.

As long as we agree to sort by post count and keep adding to all the others we can make this one the shortest.
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I don't follow. You can sort by post count?
 
L.I.B.

Thanks. Can't believe this thread lags a negative plane review...sheesh. Guess we're all just too dang content save airplane gripes. It's somewhat heartening to see a joke thread leads the lot...except nobody laughs on that thread. Weird.
 
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