Shortest Thread Attempt

[Captain]

Okay, the goal is one. Just don't post and we'll have a real shot at the record.

 

[MAKG1]

Okay, the goal is one. Just don't post and we'll have a real shot at the record.

A bit bored today?

 

[JeffDG]

Like I'm going to take orders from you!

 

[Flymeariver]

I Might as well join the party

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

This is going to be the longest thread on POA

 

[JeffDG]

This is going to be the longest thread on POA

It's got a ways to go.

 

[eman1200]

11234

 

[eman1200]

^ shortest post (< 5 characters)

 

[Sac Arrow]

Bacon

 

[CharlieTango]

Bummp

 

[PaulS]

Ehhhh

 

[eman1200]

Ehhhh

bunch'a one-uppers on this site I tell ya.

 

[ChrisK]

Bacon

<3

 

[JeffDG]

If I wanted a "Last" thread, I'd go to the Purple Board.

 

[JeffDG]

 

[EdFred]

. .

 

[Geico266]

Not only are you now a "lying jerk" you are pretentious as well.

 

[Florida Cracker]

Is this a short joke?

 

[Captain]

Somehow I don't think you guys are even trying to keep it short.

 

[MikeELP]

. .

. . .

 

[frfly172]

Why is this thread still going??

 

[MAKG1]

Somehow I don't think you guys are even trying to keep it short.

What makes you think that?

 

[TEFLONSEAN]

Im all about that bump, bout that bump,.....no rebel!!!

 

[Clark1961]

. . .

- - -

 

[Florida Cracker]

Short only counts in horseshoes and the bedroom....

 

[ron22]

Why is this thread still going??

Because size does not matter.

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

Short only counts in horseshoes and the bedroom....

You play horseshoes in the bedroom?

 

[Clark1961]

You play horseshoes in the bedroom?

There are shoes and then there are shoes...ever had a nuru massage?

 

[ChrisK]

There are shoes and then there are shoes...ever had a nuru massage?

Ever been in a turkish prison?

 

[Clark1961]

Ever been in a turkish prison?

Ever see a grown man naked?

 

[Zeldman]

Well, is this the end?

 

[Captain]

Well, is this the end?

I thought for sure this little thread had seen the last glint of light.

 

[Mrs. SixPapaCharlie]

Oh, the irony!

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

Oh, the irony!

She may be um. Well on the scale below...

relaxed-----tipsy-----drunk------trashed-----I'll eat that----What did I do?

Somewhere on the right.

 

[TEFLONSEAN]

She may be um. Well on the scale below...

relaxed-----tipsy-----drunk------trashed-----I'll eat that----What did I do?

Somewhere on the right.

Keep her on the glide slope....too much and she will be no good to you!!!!

Proper mixture and you will have a greaser if you play ur cards right!!

 

[ChrisK]

Keep her on the glide slope....too much and she will be no good to you!!!!

Proper mixture and you will have a greaser if you play ur cards right!!

I think there was a line back there somewhere....

 

[Florida Cracker]

I think there was a line back there somewhere....

Far back there...

 

[Captain]

The goal here was to keep the thread short. Shortest ever, really. It looks as if people are just keeping their posts short. While that is commendable...less posting is what we're looking for here. It's already up to 38 posts and I feel like we could do better.

 

[Florida Cracker]

He's RIGHT!

Everybody Post, right now, and tell the Captain that we promise to not to post, then post an update to let everybody know how NOT posting is working out...

 

[Flymeariver]

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