Shakespearean Insults

Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by AggieMike88, Nov 16, 2017.

  1. AggieMike88

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    Now offering reverse discounts.
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    Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
     
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    Thou roguish long-tongued codpiece!
     
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    Olde yet Goode
     
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    Sounds more like a Monty Python skit....
     
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    Old dog w/o new tricks
    Thou saucy urchin-snouted clotpole!
     
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    Careful now, might need some butt hurt forms or cream. All that trashy stuff we (don't) long for.
     
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    Hey I can sell ya some, sell it on the side. Anybody that needs some I'll give the POA discount, 25% off retail.

    Butthurt cream.jpg
     
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    Remembering when I used to like @mscard88
     
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    That wasn't necessarily for you, BUT (excuse the pun), if you have butt hurt Ravioli, this stuff is good. I'll knock 50% for you being you gave me those Vegas prostitute tips.
     
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    Fortunately I have about 1/4th the butt of the average member!
     
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    So how do you know how much butt the average member has?
     
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    No precise measurements... but many describe themselves as being rather, shall we say, weighty.
     
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    Are you asking someone about their member, and the size?! :eek:
     
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    And you just have to throw it back in our faces, huh? That hurts, man. :(
     
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    C'mon @SkyDog58 -- just respectfully replying to your query. ;)
     
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    Thou rancorous reeling-ripe drunkard!

    Oh wait...

    That's me...
     
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    Thou abominable open-arsed execrable dotard!

    (OK, that was North Korea responding to Trump's latest tweet. ;) )
     
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    Thou gorbellied milk-livered worms-meat!
     
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    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
     
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    "I curse your mustache"!

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    I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal-food-trough wiper. I fart in your general direction.
     
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    Gosh there are so many great put downs from the Bard it is hard to know to start...here are some from memory--

    The hollowest drum makes the biggest noise.

    If I ever did an honest thing, I repent it! (Titus Andronicus)

    Shall I take my sleeve down and show you my scars?

    Not an insult, but he wrote a curse on his grave:
    Good man for for Jesus' sake forbear
    To disturb the bones buried here
    God bless the man who spares these stones
    And Curse the man who moves my bones!