Shakespearean Insults

Careful now, might need some butt hurt forms or cream. All that trashy stuff we (don't) long for.
 
Careful now, might need some butt hurt forms or cream. All that trashy stuff we (don't) long for.

Hey I can sell ya some, sell it on the side. Anybody that needs some I'll give the POA discount, 25% off retail.

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Remembering when I used to like @mscard88

That wasn't necessarily for you, BUT (excuse the pun), if you have butt hurt Ravioli, this stuff is good. I'll knock 50% for you being you gave me those Vegas prostitute tips.
 
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Fortunately I have about 1/4th the butt of the average member!
 
Thou abominable open-arsed execrable dotard!

(OK, that was North Korea responding to Trump's latest tweet. ;) )
 
"I curse your mustache"!

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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal-food-trough wiper. I fart in your general direction.
 
Gosh there are so many great put downs from the Bard it is hard to know to start...here are some from memory--

The hollowest drum makes the biggest noise.

If I ever did an honest thing, I repent it! (Titus Andronicus)

Shall I take my sleeve down and show you my scars?

Not an insult, but he wrote a curse on his grave:
Good man for for Jesus' sake forbear
To disturb the bones buried here
God bless the man who spares these stones
And Curse the man who moves my bones!
 
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