[rant]Just three lines...[/rant]

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  1. Sac Arrow

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    It's a beautiful tool. It balances the checksums. It all adds up. It can multiply. It can do polynomials like they are paranormal. You can create a global climate model with it. I don't know why you would want to, I wouldn't. It can graph equations.

    But you can't add a g****amned horizontal line. I want a horizontal line. I need a horizontal line. Three of them actually. Google offers a plethora of techniques to add a horizontal line to an Excel graph. Not a single one worked. Not one. Select a data range, right click the chart, select 'paste special.' THERE IS NO PASTE SPECIAL like it shows in the screenshot. Just paste. Just paste doesn't work. I get a line at 45 degrees and by the way my Y axis is all jacked up.

    I mean look, you can put comments right? Why not arrows? Why not.... lines?

    Okay let's try this again. Error bars. You can configure error bars to act like horizontal lines. I tried to configure an error bar to act like a horizontal line. Like it said. Except a) unlike the screenshot, I only get vertical bars, and b) even those don't configure the same. Like they said.

    I mean look, if the need to add a single g****mned horizontal line is SO IMPORTANT IT IS COVERED IN DEPTH then WHY doesn't Microsoft just PUT IT IN AS A FEATURE??? If I look like I'm screaming it's because I'm screaming. And I happen to be screaming because I just dumped a boiling hot cup of coffee all over my johnson.

    Seriously, I played around with this for three hours. THREE HOURS. It was like a three hour tour. I felt like the Minnow. (Mary Ann by the way, should you ask.) I mean, look, they let you put text...

    text...

    Three, long, text boxes with underline characters, bold, 16 point, color coded....

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    I had to go there, to get here. C student work for sure, but C is a passing grade. An A student would have opted for a dot scatter chart with a polynomial line fit. Sure, I could do it, but this looks close enough.

    I think I scarred my johnson.
     
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    If I understand your rant, there are two ways to do it. One, insert -> shapes -> select the line doohickey. Or two, add another data series with the same y value all the way across. Examples of both in image below. Is that what you're looking for?
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    +1 on MA
     
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    Can't you just draw them in?
     
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    I hope the production of graphs is not part of the OP’s job description. If so, his next performance eval is gonna suck. :)
     
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    Make sure to use dry erase markers so you can wipe them off your screen easily.
     
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    did somebody say 'lines'?
     
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    Yes read between them.
     
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    Eat a Snickers.
     
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    Yeah, that was hardly a rant. More like a whining fit about a lack of skill. ;)
     
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    Ah, an even easier way.
     
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    No. There are no drawing tools for inside charts.
     
  15. Van Johnston

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    Are we talking about Excel, or something else?
     
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    We are talking Excel.
     
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    There's a division of MS that makes sure every feature and ease of use is trickled out at a rate that keeps sales up.
     
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    This conversation reminds me of this video
     
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    Here's how to do it. It's simple, really. Print the chart, draw the lines with a pen and a ruler, go to Office Depot and ask them to scan it and then email it back to you. You're welcome.

     
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    Like this? I re-created your data and added the lines by adding the three additional series.

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    So Sac names his sidekick Johnson. Johnson Arrow. I can see why diagrams might be a problem.

    While I'm no better with charts, I consider myself a little more creative. One day I'll introduce Herman. Herman the German, with his soldier helmet.

    I think Herman's better with spreadsheets than I am though.
     
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    I tried that exactly but I couldn't get it to work.
     
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    And that they make enough changes to the UI with every new version that they can sell more training materials, even to people who are experts at the previous version.
     
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    IDK then. Posts 7 and 11 probably your best bet.
     
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    [rant]

    I bought a polo style shirt that fit.

    I washed and dried it.

    It shrank to sexxy boy proportions.

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    Sounds like you have Sac Arrow's new shirt. :)
     
  28. Sac Arrow

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    Oh by the way, coopie prize to the first person that knows what I was doing in the first place.
     
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    Making an Excel chart.
     
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    Just three lines..??

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