Questions that need answering

[Racerx]

Why is the brush for anti seize 3/4" too short?

 

[focal_plane]

And why do the bristles always end up pointing sideways?

 

[Katamarino]

Why is the brush for anti seize 3/4" too short?

So that you can't get to the last 3/4" in the bottle, and you have to buy more anti-seize from them.

 

[Jim K]

Always breaks off before I get to the bottom anyway. That's why God gave us ****ty old dull screwdrivers.

 

[Bob Noel]

What do women want?

(or would that fall into the subcategory of questions that need answering but no answer is possible?)

 

[nauga]

What do women want?

Many will tell you, if you're persistent: security
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.
.
.
or police.

Nauga,
man about town

 

[luvflyin]

Why is the brush for anti seize 3/4" too short?

Too short for what?

 

[luvflyin]

What do women want?

(or would that fall into the subcategory of questions that need answering but no answer is possible?)

Something that is not to short??

 

[Sac Arrow]

Too short for what?

Did you say, Too $hort?

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

What is a theoretical standard datum plane?

 

[Kitch]

Why is the brush for anti seize 3/4" too short?

Why do I always look like the tin man after using said brush no matter how hard I try ?

 

[crash7]

Who invented liquid soap and why?


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[Cap'n Jack]

Why is the brush for anti seize 3/4" too short?

Probably because the bottle and the cap with the brush are from different vendors.

So that you can't get to the last 3/4" in the bottle, and you have to buy more anti-seize from them.

I just tilt the bottle and pick up the contents with the brush.

 

[Half Fast]

What is a theoretical standard datum plane?

A misnomer.

 

[Half Fast]

What do women want?

(or would that fall into the subcategory of questions that need answering but no answer is possible?)

In my experience, real estate. And a horse.

 

[Ed Haywood]

Why do the world cup soccer teams walk on with kids?

(A: they are human shields.)

 

[Zeldman]

Who invented liquid soap and why?

My dad.

The soap bar would get too thin to use so he would slice it up and soak the slices in water until it turned to liquid.

My dad was cheap thrifty.

I am seeing that in myself...

 

[Half Fast]

My dad.

The soap bar would get too thin to use so he would slice it up and soak the slices in water until it turned to liquid.

My dad was cheap thrifty.

I am seeing that in myself...

Nah, if he was really thrifty he’d do what I do. When the soap bar gets thin, I start a new bar, get the old one wet, and just press it into the new bar. Nothing wasted at all.

 

[Dana]

Nah, if he was really thrifty he’d do what I do. When the soap bar gets thin, I start a new bar, get the old one wet, and just press it into the new bar. Nothing wasted at all.

I do that, but sometimes I save the last sliver for traveling, so I can use my own instead of the stinky soaps that hotels tend to provide.

 

[moparrob66]

My grandpa would save the soap slivers and melt them all together on the stove in his least favorite pot until they all formed a sort of soap casserole. Once they cooled and solidified, he'd plop it onto the counter and saw it into bars with a worn out steak knife.

Pressing damp ones together seems like a much better idea. We use liquid soap so I can dilute it as thin as possible, and the foaming pumps make it harder to tell that dad's being cheap again.

My wife married a feller, not a Rockefeller!

 

[NealRomeoGolf]

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[moparrob66]

Why do we call them apartments when theyre stuck together?

 

[AZEL]

Why do we call them "buildings" and not "builts?"

 

[robin ardoin]

If someone farts in church, do they sit in pew?

 

[Initial Fix]

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

 

[Sac Arrow]

If the door opens freely, then how come it's in a jamb?

 

[moparrob66]

If it goes by truck, its called shipping, but if it goes on a ship, its cargo...

 

[X3 Skier]

Why does this thread exist when Pilots know everything worth knowing?

 

[Bob Noel]

Why does this thread exist when Pilots know everything worth knowing?

you don't know why?

 

[Ventucky Red]

Why does this thread exist when Pilots know everything worth knowing?

And yet, you're asking the question...

 

[X3 Skier]

you don't know why?

And yet, you're asking the question...

The operative words are “worth knowing”. As no one has yet given an answer, Q.E.D.

 

[jsstevens]

What is a theoretical standard datum plane?

It what you get if you unroll a spherical sheep.

 

[Half Fast]

What is a theoretical standard datum plane?

One of the models manufactured by the Datum Aircraft Corporation.

 

[asicer]

One of the models manufactured by the Datum Aircraft Corporation.

What features does the deluxe datum plane offer that the standard datum plane does not?

 

[wilkersk]

Is a month of Sundays 30 weeks or 31?

 

[MauleSkinner]

Is a month of Sundays 30 weeks or 31?

28, or possibly 29?

 

[Half Fast]

What features does the deluxe datum plane offer that the standard datum plane does not?

Autopilot.

 

[wilkersk]

28, or possibly 29?

S#1t! I told the boss it was at least 30. Can you keep that to yourself, please?!

 

[MauleSkinner]

S#1t! I told the boss it was at least 30. Can you keep that to yourself, please?!

what’s it worth to you? I can be bought!

 

[Half Fast]

Why is Times Square a triangle?