SixPapaCharlie
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I met my first complete sociopath psycho killer today.
This will be the thread where I log what are to me extraordinary things said in a public setting.
Background
Day 1
Pat: "Hey Bryan, this is your new TPO. She will be on some of your projects assisting.
Her name is WhackJob"
Whack job sits down and starts talking and doesn't stop for 8 hours.
Headphones were no defense.
Walking away and coming back and the conversation is still going.
Non stop stream of nonsense out-loud and to herself.
Right away I am like WTF?
Day 2
Peter: "BRYAN!!! we ate lunch with WhackJob.
We made a list of all of the things she said that might have been better left on the inside of her head"
snippets of conversations Uttered aloud to the lunch group:
"God I hate my new boss. I think it would be better if she were to just kill herself"
later...
Peter: "But it wasn't the same knife O.J. allegedly used, It was like a pocket knife"
Whackjob: "You can totally cut somebody's head off with a pocket knife.
It is not going to be as easy but it almost happened to a kid I used to know"
later...
Whackjob: "Do any of you guys want to come to my birthday party?
We are doing a Jeffrey Dahmer themed party."
[shows them the invitation] It does in fact have a photo of Dahmer and phrases like "going to be a killer party" and "have a bloody good time"
Day 3:
Peter: "Bryan how old are your kids?"
Whackjob (doesn't even allow me to answer): "I would never have kids. If I had kids, I would totally be the mom that drowns them in the bathtub and says the devil made me do it.
Actually I probably wouldn't. Probably"
Day 4:
I am the first one in the office and WhackJob walks over and says:
"I cannot believe that Effing cop gave me a speeding ticket on my birthday!!"
Me: How fast were you going?
Whackjob: "20 over but still it is my birthday and I have my CHL. If any cop were ever to get shot and killed in the line of duty, it should be this one"
That's all so far in the first 4 days.
However there is a lot of just mumbling to herself "F you Pat (her boss) I hate you"
It is a weird grumbling of hatred toward people under her breath constantly.
This is like legit crazy. Not even like "You so crazy" or "Man, he be getting cray cray"
This is the bull blown AIDS of insanity sitting next to me. I have never seen anything like it.
More to come. Unless she kills me.
This will be the thread where I log what are to me extraordinary things said in a public setting.
Background
Day 1
Pat: "Hey Bryan, this is your new TPO. She will be on some of your projects assisting.
Her name is WhackJob"
Whack job sits down and starts talking and doesn't stop for 8 hours.
Headphones were no defense.
Walking away and coming back and the conversation is still going.
Non stop stream of nonsense out-loud and to herself.
Right away I am like WTF?
Day 2
Peter: "BRYAN!!! we ate lunch with WhackJob.
We made a list of all of the things she said that might have been better left on the inside of her head"
snippets of conversations Uttered aloud to the lunch group:
"God I hate my new boss. I think it would be better if she were to just kill herself"
later...
Peter: "But it wasn't the same knife O.J. allegedly used, It was like a pocket knife"
Whackjob: "You can totally cut somebody's head off with a pocket knife.
It is not going to be as easy but it almost happened to a kid I used to know"
later...
Whackjob: "Do any of you guys want to come to my birthday party?
We are doing a Jeffrey Dahmer themed party."
[shows them the invitation] It does in fact have a photo of Dahmer and phrases like "going to be a killer party" and "have a bloody good time"
Day 3:
Peter: "Bryan how old are your kids?"
Whackjob (doesn't even allow me to answer): "I would never have kids. If I had kids, I would totally be the mom that drowns them in the bathtub and says the devil made me do it.
Actually I probably wouldn't. Probably"
Day 4:
I am the first one in the office and WhackJob walks over and says:
"I cannot believe that Effing cop gave me a speeding ticket on my birthday!!"
Me: How fast were you going?
Whackjob: "20 over but still it is my birthday and I have my CHL. If any cop were ever to get shot and killed in the line of duty, it should be this one"
That's all so far in the first 4 days.
However there is a lot of just mumbling to herself "F you Pat (her boss) I hate you"
It is a weird grumbling of hatred toward people under her breath constantly.
This is like legit crazy. Not even like "You so crazy" or "Man, he be getting cray cray"
This is the bull blown AIDS of insanity sitting next to me. I have never seen anything like it.
More to come. Unless she kills me.