My Ex Was on TV Tonight!

RJM62

RJM62

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You were married to Margaret Hamilton?,?!?!!! wonderful lady.

More seriously, the movie is nothing more than a fight between two women over a pair of shoes.
 
murphey said:
More seriously, the movie is nothing more than a fight between two women over a pair of shoes.
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There's a hilarious alternate ending sketch from MadTv out there.

"You came down in a pink bubble, I would have believed anything you told me!"
"So how do I get home, ya witch!?"
 
"Is that broom for cleaning or are you flying someplace tonight?"

Cheers
 
I'm always amazed how feelings can go from pledging eternal love to pure hatred.
 
SkyDog58 said:
I'm always amazed how feelings can go from pledging eternal love to pure hatred.
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I once had a very wealthy customer who told me, " I married the most beautiful woman, which was the nicest person I ever met. She took one look at my bank account and turned into a ***** right before my eyes".
 
All this talk about ex-wives... I'm still married to number 1 for 20 years now. Maybe I just got lucky.
 
bikert said:
All this talk about ex-wives... I'm still married to number 1 for 20 years now. Maybe I just got lucky.
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Newlyweds! 42 years for us. Neither of us are interested in starting over with somebody new.
 
bikert said:
All this talk about ex-wives... I'm still married to number 1 for 20 years now. Maybe I just got lucky.
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Lucky? If you'd have killed her instead of marrying her you'd already be out on parole by now! :lol::lol::rofl::rofl:
 
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