Let's say you were dancing and you decided to throw a hot dog from Florida to Oregon

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You are dancing and you throw a hotdog in a Northwest direction, who do you turn to for guidance?

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  1. Sac Arrow

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    Who would you turn to for guidance?
     
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    I don't dance and throw hotdogs. One thing at a time.
     
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    Oscar Meyer, of course.
     
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    What is wrong with you? Sabret of course.
     
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    How's the acid in Vietnam sac?
     
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    This isn't acid...it's sorta coherent...in a POA sense. I'm thinking the ethanol interlock failed.
     
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    Well, first of all it's Sabrett with two T's.
    ...and B) - we're looking for a person from whom to elicit guidance, not a company.
     
  11. Clark1961

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    You think Oscar Meyer is a natural person?
     
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    Speaks for itself, wouldn't ya say?
     
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    Of course!
    ....and he's got many PIC hours in:
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    That is not natural...
     
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    Is it anything like throwing a hotdog in a hallway?


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    I dance and then throw my hotdog all the time with clark1961's wife :)
     
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    Oregon's full of vegan hippies. They don't want the hot dog.
     
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    I'm not married....must be your imagination...or your right hand...
     
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    I be you could throw a football over those mountains, Uncle Rico.
     
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    some cupcake will find this offensive. if you really want offensive, try searching google for "girls and hotdogs". on second thought, no, don't do that.

     
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    My web blocking software found it offensive

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    I supposed you'd have to throw that hot dog along a great circle route. Unless the earth is flat and then it would just go off into space.
     
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    I'd ask eman for his advice. He certainly knows his way around weiners.
     
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    The most accurate hotdog toss would be achieved by strapping a JDAM kit on it prior to launch. I'm sure that sac doesn't want his weanie hitting the wrong target...
     
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    WHAT the.........



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    Dancing and throwing hotdogs, about as silly as feet and pound wrenches...
     
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    are you on a treadmill while this is happening?
     
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    I'm usually on the uh, machines behind the treadmills. Can be a good place to be.
     
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    Man, you gotta get that dog outside the atmosphere - get it ballistic. . .gonna need to shield it on re-entry, too; might as well go for a whole eight-pack, MIRV it, hit a few towns in Oregon. And if Oregon decides to defend itself from hypersonic hot-dog attack, you better look into counter-measures and target spoofing. Might have to do some terminal phase maneuvering to defeat the hippy bun-interceptors. Maybe best to just saturate the target, put up 20-30 at once. . .no mustard, though - Geneva convention and all.