Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

From everything I've heard a very down to earth guy. If I remember correctly, I've seen a clip of him shooting a spaced targets with a Garand, and it sounded like a BAR. Aimed fire as fast as it would cycle. Believe his daughter shoots for Sig now.
 
FORANE said:
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It’s an EcoBoost, which had some defects…a used engine would be a bit of a crapshoot, but the new ones have corrected the defects.

5 years ago we probably could have found a decent used car for the cost of the engine replacement, but not now.
 
Lawreston said:
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed.
They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and
would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket
and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feedstore and picked up
a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the
store he now had a problem - how to carry hi s entire purchases home.

While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old
lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to
get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of
fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there but
I can't carry this lot."

The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the
bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand; put a chicken under each arm and
carry the goose in your other hand?"

"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl
home.

On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.
We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a
lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know
that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall,
pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"

The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, and a
gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I
possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the
bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
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This morning, like 10 minutes ago, while eating breakfast at the hotel this women suddenly got in my face and screamed “you men! I hate it when you stare at me, why can’t you just treat me like a guy”

I was stunned. But when I looked around and realized what was going on, I said the only thing I could. “OK. Dude, get out of the way, you’re blocking the tv.”
 
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