Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[Matthew]

I think it's fine. Anyone that understands the joke isn't going to be offended.

Now this one might not be: When a girl asks another girl to go to the bathroom with her, it's no big deal. When a guy asks another guy to go to the bathroom with him, they arrest the senator.

The saying used to be, “The first rule of politics is ‘don’t get caught with a live boy or a dead girl’.” I’m not sure that applies anymore.

 

[Half Fast]

 

[Half Fast]

 

[Half Fast]

 

[Palmpilot]

Maybe it's just me, but I have no idea what could be offensive about that.

And there's so much truth to it....

The only thing that "offended" me was that I had to think about it to get it!

 

[aterry1067]

 

[aterry1067]

 

[L J Donelson]

Okie dokey. I just don’t want to offend. I’ve already been sidelined once on this forum for poking the fragile sensitivities of others.

Here ya go:

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Maybe I'm 2 sensitive, but 2 strikes for me...

 

[2-Bit Speed]

 

[MauleSkinner]

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That whole premise is just a load of crap.

 

[R.L.Mauzy]

 

[jsstevens]

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That actually made me laugh out loud!

 

[MauleSkinner]

That actually made me laugh out loud!

My daughter had no clue what it meant. I’ve failed as a father.

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[aterry1067]

 

[aterry1067]

 

[aterry1067]

 

[aterry1067]

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

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Funny! Because I'm now getting these advertisements every time I use YouTube

 

[IK04]

My cable guy told me they are doing away with cable boxes and switching to IP boxes connected to the internet, or smart TVs.

If you only have broadband via the cable, then you get on the internet with a cable modem.

Modem--> IP Box--> TV or Modem--> WiFi--> Smart TV.

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Albany Tom]

Maybe they could paint the inside of them safety orange, like the old parkas, so when they fall down they are easier to find?

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

 

[MauleSkinner]

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I thought this was a joke thread, not a real life thread.

 

[Half Fast]

I thought this was a joke thread, not a real life thread.

I fail to see the difference....

 

[Natalie]

 

[robin ardoin]

Why is a dog, not a woman, considered man's best friend?

Lock your dog and your gal in the trunk of your car for 3 hours and which one is happy to see you when you let them out?

Res ipsa loquitur!

 

[bflynn]

Here I am

 

[Dana]

Here I am

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Stuck in the middle, are you?