Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[Charlie Golf]

 

[Daleandee]

 

[2-Bit Speed]

 

[Bill]

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Wow.

 

[AV8R_87]

 

[Flatiowa]

“I dun told you, I don’t want no darn Girl Scout cookies…now get off my lawn!!”

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[Half Fast]

 

[Half Fast]

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[Dana]

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I have no idea if the picture is real and the numbers are likely made up, but it really happened and caused a brief kerfuffle in the news a few years ago; the young lady set up her cookie sales in front of a dispensary and did quite well.

 

[geneseib]

I have no idea if the picture is real and the numbers are likely made up, but it really happened and caused a brief kerfuffle in the news a few years ago; the young lady set up her cookie sales in front of a dispensary and did quite well.

A few years ago, my daughter came to the TV station where I worked and sold 100 boxes in an hour, mostly in the news department. Is there a parallel here?

 

[Half Fast]

Is there a parallel here?

More like an intersection in a Venn diagram....

 

[robin ardoin]

A few years ago, my daughter came to the TV station where I worked and sold 100 boxes in an hour, mostly in the news department. Is there a parallel here?

According to a friend of mine that manages a local station, there probably is.

 

[Bill]

 

[Albany Tom]

A few years ago, my daughter came to the TV station where I worked and sold 100 boxes in an hour, mostly in the news department. Is there a parallel here?

If the local troop wants to make even more money, I suggest switching to the sales department and selling smokes. Just guessing.

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[Zeldman]

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Looking at this map, I can't for the life of me figure out why it gets so darn cold in Alaska...

 

[AV8R_87]

I can't for the life of me figure out why it gets so darn cold in Alaska...

It doesn't, it's all fake news.

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[MauleSkinner]

 

[Bill]

 

[AV8R_87]

Since we had a thread on this topic running for a little while:

 

[Half Fast]

Why can't we get as creative with airplane names as the boat guys seem to?

 

[AV8R_87]

Why can't we get as creative with airplane names as the boat guys seem to?

Because the FAA might think we're sad, have a substance abuse problem, or worse.

Boat guys have no problem advertising their vices (or virtues)

 

[Half Fast]

Because the FAA might think we're sad, have a substance abuse problem, or worse.

Boat guys have no problem advertising their vices (or virtues)
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You have a point. Naming an airplane something like "Haulin' Grass" might raise unwanted curiousity....

 

[farmrjohn]

 

[MauleSkinner]

Why can't we get as creative with airplane names as the boat guys seem to?



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I’m kinda disappointed that it’s “Wood Not” rather than “Wood Knot.”

So do boat guys have to register their names so there are no two alike?

 

[AV8R_87]

So do boat guys have to register their names so there are no two alike?

No. I think they might not allow two of them in the same port of registration, but that's about it.

A buddy of mine named his "Liquid A$$et". There are a few more in the area, just with different ports of registration.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

So do boat guys have to register their names so there are no two alike?

If it needs to be registered, it is by state (like automobiles) and the registration number provides the unique identifier.

 

[jsstevens]

My brother in law received a 48’ sailboat of his choice as a retirement gift from his kids. He named it “The Grateful Dad”.

 

[Bill]

My brother in law received a 48’ sailboat of his choice as a retirement gift from his kids. He named it “The Grateful Dad”.

Do those kids need a foster dad?

 

[geezer]

Try reading it as painted, WOOD NUT.

Our 150 had Wiley Cayote painted on it, riding a rocket at a 45 down angle, and tail smoking.

Most recognized and commented on 150 in the tristate region, for sure. Thousands of hours, about a dozen PPL's, no accidents.

I’m kinda disappointed that it’s “Wood Not” rather than “Wood Knot.”

 

[MauleSkinner]

Try reading it as painted, WOOD NUT.

Still looks like “NOT” to me…especially next to Wood Too.

 

[Zeldman]

 

[MauleSkinner]

A man with a stutter was convicted and sent to prison for life, but his victims are worried that he won’t finish his sentence.

 

[Matthew]

Do license plates count?

 

[Half Fast]

My brother in law received a 48’ sailboat of his choice as a retirement gift from his kids. He named it “The Grateful Dad”.

@2-Bit Speed , I hope you’re paying attention......

 

[jsstevens]

@2-Bit Speed , I hope you’re paying attention......

I’d guess that ship has sailed…

 

[Half Fast]

I’d guess that ship has sailed…

He still owes me, though. Boy, does he owe me!

 

[Plano Pilot]

So do boat guys have to register their names so there are no two alike?

Not in the US. We had friends from Canada, and they said no two alike.