Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[DaleB]

I love Costco. At some places you get to the checkout and there's candy, gum, Chapstick, magazines and so on. At Costco it's the little sign taped up to the register... today it was 1 ounce gold bars for $4019, I think. Which was actually a really good price, in hindsight I should have bought one.

 

[Half Fast]

 

[Daleandee]

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Zeldman]

today it was 1 ounce gold bars for $4019, I think. Which was actually a really good price, in hindsight I should have bought one.

I had a chance, and the finances, to buy 10 ounces of gold when it was $500.00 an ounce.

STUPID STUPID STUPID....

 

[Half Fast]

I had a chance, and the finances, to buy 10 ounces of gold when it was $500.00 an ounce.

STUPID STUPID STUPID....

The real question is whether hindsight should become foresight. IOW, will you be saying "STUPID STUPID STUPID" in 2050 if you don't buy it now?

 

[Zeldman]

The real question is whether hindsight should become foresight. IOW, will you be saying "STUPID STUPID STUPID" in 2050 if you don't buy it now?

It is very likely I won't live that long, but my wife would be singing happy songs.!!

 

[Half Fast]

It is very likely I won't live that long, but my wife would be singing happy songs.!!

Do you feel any obligation to protect the future happiness of your widow and her next husband?

 

[nauga]

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July 22 would be metric pi day.

Nauga,
on 20251109

 

[AV8R_87]

on 20251109

Exactly:

 

[MauleSkinner]

 

[Matthew]

 

[Domenick]

I do the same thing, but the guy who runs my local Home Depot must be smarter, because he's never asked me.

 

[Bob Noel]

one could argue that looking for straight boards at home depot is a fool's errand.

 

[AV8R_87]

I'd make it a point to make sure that every gallon of gas sold to people involved in the dimensional lumber industry is 2/3rds of the nominal value.

 

[2-Bit Speed]

 

[MauleSkinner]

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While I have the desire to be able to wrench on stuff as well as him, I don’t have the inclination to learn…but I love the way he can make do with sub-optimal tools and equipment.

 

[2-Bit Speed]

 

[flyingpreacher]

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I’d be in your house in less time than it would take me to find your spare key!

 

[2-Bit Speed]

I’d be in your house in less time than it would take me to find your spare key!

Only because of one of two reasons:
1) You're an addict needing a fix and hoping to steal my cubes,
2) You've joined Cubers Anonymous and are looking for places to dump your unneeded cubes.

 

[flyingpreacher]

Only because of one of two reasons:
1) You're an addict needing a fix and hoping to steal my cubes,
2) You've joined Cubers Anonymous and are looking for places to dump your unneeded cubes.

Unneeded cubes? What are those? The only one that’s unneeded is the 1x1x1. The rest are all needed! As far as stealing your cubes…whatcha got? Maybe I will come for them!

 

[SkyhawkJ]

 

[Timbeck2]

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I like his humor.
“It’s shaped that way because that’s how it is.”
“It’s blue so you know it’s good.”

 

[SkyhawkJ]

 

[AV8R_87]

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[Bill]

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There’s a joke about wood in there somewhere.

 

[flyingpreacher]

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This is supposed to be a joke thread. That’s just the truth right there!

Keep your stick on the ice. I’m pulling for ya. We’re all in this together.

 

[1RTK1]

I thought AVE always said keep your d$$k in a vice, not your stick on the ice.

 

[Flatiowa]

There’s a joke about wood in there somewhere.

You must be young lol “the red green show”, if you don’t immediately recognize that you are missing out… I definitely recommend a binge watching to catch up.

 

[Bill]

You must be young lol “the red green show”

Not young, but also not Canadian, so mystery solved.

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

You must be young lol “the red green show”, if you don’t immediately recognize that you are missing out… I definitely recommend a binge watching to catch up.

I saw Steve Smith live.

 

[Flatiowa]

I saw Steve Smith live.

I grew up watching George Carlin as “mr conductor” on shining times railroad on iptv…to say when one of my friends basically strong armed me into seeing his live show when I was at ISU was a shock would be an understatement!

 

[Flatiowa]

For the ones who don’t understand the George Carlin difference.. this:
A:

B:

 

[Arm3]

I grew up watching George Carlin as “mr conductor” on shining times railroad on iptv…to say when one of my friends basically strong armed me into seeing his live show when I was at ISU was a shock would be an understatement!

More or less shocking than seeing Danny Tanner/Bob Saget tell the Aristocrats joke?

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

The biggest lie I tell myself: "I don't need to write that down, I will remember it"

I'm beginning to think that for some of you the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

 

[Sac Arrow]

Did you hear about the weatherman that left broadcasting for a medical career?

He gained a lot of weight. He became a meaty urologist.