Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

aterry1067 said:
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Years ago as we were moving in I spotted our new neighbor in the yard next door with a dog. I walked over to introduce myself and asked if his dog would bite. He said, "no, my dog don't bite." After a few minutes of chatting the dog came close and I reached out to pet it at which time it chomped a little piece out of my hand. As I snatched my hand back I shouted at my new neighbor, "hey bud, I thought your dog didn't bite?"

"Well," he said with a slow southern drawl, "that there ain't my dog." :rofl:

*** Totally made up story for your amusement ***
 
Daleandee said:
Years ago as we were moving in I spotted our new neighbor in the yard next door with a dog. I walked over to introduce myself and asked if his dog would bite. He said, "no, my dog don't bite." After a few minutes of chatting the dog came close and I reached out to pet it at which time it chomped a little piece out of my hand. As I snatched my hand back I shouted at my new neighbor, "hey bud, I thought your dog didn't bite?"

"Well," he said with a slow southern drawl, "that there ain't my dog." :rofl:

*** Totally made up story for your amusement ***
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A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?""No," replies his Advisor, "in her biology class."
 
Sac Arrow said:
He wasn't the world renowned Neeta Ghopi was he?
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Didn’t he work in Intensive Care at the Peeka Bu hospital? Better known as the Peeka Bu ICU?


Sorry… too many Car Talk reruns. :)
 
My friend's proctologist's name is Butt. Dr. Warren Butt, Jr. I'm not making it up.
Since he's Butt Jr, there must be a Butt Sr in the family/line of business. You can't make this $#!t up.
 
AV8R_87 said:
My friend's proctologist's name is Butt. Dr. Warren Butt, Jr. I'm not making it up.
Since he's Butt Jr, there must be a Butt Sr in the family/line of business. You can't make this $#!t up.
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I once worked with a guy named Harry Colon.
 
My sister's ex worked with a guy named Dick Donker. Saw the name in the lobby directory, after not believing him when he told me.
 
An old friend used to see an OB/GYN named Dr. Finger. I still have a business card somewhere.

Nauga,
untouched
 
There is a local high school that was left an endowment for a yearly “Dick Weed scholarship”.
 
There's walking into a room and forgetting why you went in, and there's stopping on the stairs and wondering whether you were going up or coming down ...
 
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