Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[MauleSkinner]

Well, I don't mind good physics jokes, as long as they're not about short bald physicists, but @kath might.

Is @kath a short, bald physicist?

 

[Half Fast]

Is @kath a short, bald physicist?

No, just a physicist, AFAIK.

 

[Zeldman]

A picture is worth a thousand words.

What is a thousand pictures worth.??

 

[SkyChaser]

What is a thousand pictures worth.??

1,000,000 words, I guess?

 

[Half Fast]

What is a thousand pictures worth.??

Typically, an indictment. Or a divorce.

 

[Matthew]

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[jsstevens]

I was going to go copy a thousand random words and then insert a random picture, but I decided that might be offensive to you. Or someone, at least. So I decided not to.

I would like to add to the "Offensive Subjects" list. I would like people to stop referring to things from the 90s as old and outdated. I refuse to believe that I am old and outdated and it offends me that people seem to think that. Y'all can do all the blonde jokes you want, though, 'cause I'm a brunette.

Being born in the 50's (barely), my sympathy is all it should be.

 

[R.L.Mauzy]

Let's add to the list all those offensive jokes about Musketeer airspeed. They're highly offensive; if the Beech Aero Club considers them ban-worthy, shouldn't POA judge them the same?

I'm going to go look at a sundowner this weekend (which I think is a musketeer descendant) and all the reading I've seen says that you don't measure Musketeers by airspeed, you measure them by how quickly old ladies in walkers pass you ...

 

[Half Fast]

I'm going to go look at a sundowner this weekend (which I think is a musketeer descendant) and all the reading I've seen says that you don't measure Musketeers by airspeed, you measure them by how quickly old ladies in walkers pass you ...

Reported.

 

[R.L.Mauzy]

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

 

[Half Fast]

Careful - geese may feel offended.

 

[bflynn]

I don't get the second one.

Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.

 

[Bob Noel]

Being born in the 50's (barely), my sympathy is all it should be.

here here

 

[Half Fast]

I would like people to stop referring to things from the 90s as old and outdated.

I usually refer to things from the 90s as newfangled and unproven.

 

[2-Bit Speed]

I usually refer to things from the 90s as newfangled and unproven.

I thought you just wished they came with mute buttons...

 

[Half Fast]

I thought you just wished they came with mute buttons...

Well, in your case, yes. Like your mom said, "Silence is golden, duct tape is silver..."

 

[Jim K]

I've seen this a dozen times, and it still makes me laugh Every. Single. Time.

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[Greg Bockelman]

 

[Half Fast]

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Careful. A mod might take offense at that and ban you.

 

[Albany Tom]

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Maybe...but that guy makes Townes Van Zandt seem like Mister Rogers.

 

[Bill]

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Fake, no bacon

I'm going to go look at a sundowner this weekend (which I think is a musketeer descendant) and all the reading I've seen says that you don't measure Musketeers by airspeed, you measure them by how quickly old ladies in walkers pass you ...

Be sure to check the trailing edges for bird strikes.

 

[Half Fast]

Be sure to check the trailing edges for bird strikes.

Reported. I'm offended.

 

[Cluemeister]

Agreed. Please note that I am offended by bald jokes, short stature jokes, and engineer jokes.

That doesn’t leave the rest of us much material to work with. Might as well shut down the Joke of the Day thread.

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Randomskylane]

https://www.pilotsofamerica.com/community/threads/just-had-a-tol-eval-went-pretty-badly.143249/

At least I hope it is

 

[Morgan3820]

That doesn’t leave the rest of us much material to work with. Might as well shut down the Joke of the Day thread.

Maybe we should ask the moderators for a list of approved topics?

 

[EdFred]

Maybe we should ask the moderators for a list of approved topics?

That's like asking the FAA to define congested area, or 91.13.

"You were chewing gum while flying? 91.13 violation!"

 

[Palmpilot]

I've seen this a dozen times, and it still makes me laugh Every. Single. Time.

I couldn't figure out why he hated the birds that could fly without an airplane.

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

 

[Bill]

I couldn't figure out why he hated the birds that could fly without an airplane.

Just wait until the birds decide to rent a boat. Payback is a beotch.

 

[Matthew]

Careful - geese may feel offended.

Well, they’re Canadian, so…

 

[Lycosaurus]

Well, they’re Canadian, so…

... we're sorry!

 

[JOhnH]

Well, they’re Canadian, so…

I know you know this, and your transgression is forgiven since this is the joke thread,
but for others, they are Canada Geese, not Canadian Geese. It is a species, not a nationality.

 

[Matthew]

I know you know this, and your transgression is forgiven since this is the joke thread,
but for others, they are Canada Geese, not Canadian Geese. It is a species, not a nationality.

I know, but “Canadian” fits the joke and “Canada” doesn’t.

 

[Let'sgoflying!]

Might as well shut down the Joke of the Day thread.

Please no! We finally got over 1M views.
Which shows to go ya that we all need more humor in our lives.

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Zeldman]

I know you know this, and your transgression is forgiven since this is the joke thread,
but for others, they are Canada Geese, not Canadian Geese. It is a species, not a nationality.

I tried bringing the subject up once before....the argument turned from whether or not geese carried passports to do Canada geese say ''eh''...

 

[Half Fast]

I know you know this, and your transgression is forgiven since this is the joke thread,
but for others, they are Canada Geese, not Canadian Geese. It is a species, not a nationality.

I'm not sure who should be offended, the geese or the Canadians. Probably both.