Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[luvflyin]

Who’s the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

And the gal who can carry two plastic coat hangers

 

[EdFred]

Cream filled donuts used to be my favorites. Used to.

So you've seen Van Wilder.

 

[SoonerAviator]

Cream filled donuts used to be my favorites. Used to.

You ever seen the movie Van Wilder? Lol.

 

[SoonerAviator]

So you've seen Van Wilder.

Dang it, you beat me to it. I didn't bother going to the next page before I posted the response.

 

[EdFred]

Dang it, you beat me to it. I didn't bother going to the next page before I posted the response.

 

[luvflyin]

Than a jokes. Dumber than a. Hotter than a. Uglier than a. etc etc. I'll start it out with 'hotter than an oars azz on payday"

 

[Bill]

"Tighter than a gnats ass stretched over a rain barrel" - my grandpa

 

[AggieMike88]

Who’s the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

That’s an image you can hang your hat on.

 

[SoonerAviator]

Colder than a witch's t!tty in a brass bra. Colder than a well-digger's a$$.

 

[CharlieD3]

 

[Pilawt]

 

[Jim K]

Than a jokes. Dumber than a. Hotter than a. Uglier than a. etc etc. I'll start it out with 'hotter than an oars azz on payday"

Harder than a concrete dildo.

 

[JOhnH]

Sh*t.
Hotter n sh*t
Uglier than shi*t
Dumber than "sh"t.

Anything *** than sh*t.

Oh, also, dumber than a box of rocks.

 

[Albany Tom]

These are going downhill. I'll continue. Your mamma's head is so big, she has to go outside to change her mind.

 

[Half Fast]

With these gas prices, I now understand why there are four horsemen of the apocalypse.

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

https://www.computergear.com/measure-twice-funny-tshirt.html

 

[CharlieD3]

 

[Hawker800]

 

[flyingcheesehead]

intercourse, pa is actually just down the road from blue ball, pa.

Southeastern PA's city names are kinda hilarious.

First, ya go through Churchtown to get to Blue Ball. If you go the right way, you end up in Intercourse and then Paradise, and Fertility is nearby. If you make the wrong turn, you end up in Bird-in-Hand.

No joke. This is all in the area just east of Lancaster. Always kept me entertained while driving in the area...

 

[flyingcheesehead]

Augh! That's a crime against nature!

It's like an A7477C-10 or something...

 

[Pilawt]

Augh! That's a crime against nature!

It's like an A7477C-10 or something...

Design inspiration from nature ...

"When it flies in the sky,
It's a pain to your eye
... that's a - moray!"​

 

[wayne]

 

[Half Fast]

 

[SoonerAviator]

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Word has it the can was manufactured by the Roy D Mercer food company.

 

[Zeldman]

It is amazing that I am the same age as old people...

 

[Zeldman]

 

[Zeldman]

 

[Palmpilot]

It is amazing that I am the same age as old people...

The last time I renewed my driver's license, they mixed up my photo with that of some old guy.

 

[JOhnH]

The last time I renewed my driver's license, they mixed my photo with that of some old guy.

I finally have a driver's license pic I don' mind. In Florida your license lasts for 8 years and you can usually renew on-line and use the old pic they have on file. I'm not sure what the criteria is for on-line renewal, but I renewed on-line 7 years ago so my driver's license picture (which I HATED when I got) is 13 years old, and I think it finally looks just like me.

 

[CharlieD3]

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

Moldy oldie

 

[Albany Tom]

We wouldn't need anywhere near as much for the little Russian guy. AND it would be funnier. We need more funny things these days.

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[AggieMike88]

Word has it the can was manufactured by the Roy D Mercer food company.

Always love his wind routines.

“How big a boy are ya?”

 

[SoonerAviator]

Always love his wind routines.

“How big a boy are ya?”

I think the one with Goldberg of wrestling fame was about the best one.

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[AggieMike88]

Unfortunately, myself, @Salty, @flyingcheesehead, @FastEddieB, and a few others cannot use that joke.

 

[Jim K]