Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by Let'sgoflying!, Feb 9, 2007.

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    An Irish artist had built up a good reputation for his oil paintings and portraits.

    One day an elegant lady pulled up in her limousine and entered his studio.
    She asked him if he would paint her in the nude , and if he did , she would pay him a handsome price.

    He thought about it for a moment and said .... OK .... “I’ll paint you in the nude alright, but I have to leave my socks on, so I have a place to wipe my brushes!”

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    Truth... Period.[​IMG]
     
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    1986 Johnny Carson show with Joan Rivers ....

    CARSON ..... is it true men desire intelligent women more than good looks and a great body ?
    RIVERS ....... No
    CARSON ..... how do you know ?
    RIVERS ...... men never search under a woman's dress looking for a library card

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    So a woman was found dead in bathtub full of milk with a banana stuck up her.......The cops were called. One turns to the other other and says, this a clear case of the cereal killer
     
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    You can get your wife to actually pick a restaurant?
     
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    Excellent point...it could happen. Maybe. Someday?:)
     
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    Very poor taste.
     
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    So my wife told me the other day that she read an article on how to tell if someone is a true alcoholic. One sign is it they never misplace their drink.

    I told her that I was definitely in the clear. I misplaced my beer twice last week.

    I am concerned about my memory though. You'd think it would be far better at 7 AM.
     
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    BS. It's funny, lighten up.
     
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    I’m not seeing either poor taste or funny? Help me out here, what’s the punchline? No snark, I really don’t see it

    EDIT: Disregard, my wife just explained it to me who that is and what just happened
     
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    Then can you do me a favor and explain it to me?
     
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    She’s the ex Prince Harry’s wife, Meghan Merkle, and his Grandfather, Prince Phillip just died
     
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    oh yeah, sure, that is absolutely HILARIOUS

    the epitome of humor
     
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    I've noticed a few dog whistles here since joining. This appears to be just one more.
     
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    Now that I know what it's about, I would rate it mildly amusing, and probably in poor taste.

    But I'm not the taste police!
     
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    It wasn't the first dead Prince joke made on this forum.

    Right @SixPapaCharlie ??

    Right??
     
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    We need to get back on task here


    1. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

    2. I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.

    3. I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count.

    4. I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.

    5. I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.

    6. I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.

    7. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

    8. When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

    9. Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

    10. It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
     
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    We’ve been trying to reach you about your helicopter’s extended warranty.
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    I have never seen a dog whistle
    What does it look like ?
     
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    Did you hear about the scarecrow that won "Man of the Year"? He was outstanding in his field!

    What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!

    What does a bee use to comb its hair? A honeycomb!

    Dumb jokes from a Good Samaritan who is just trying to get this train back on the rails . . .
     
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