Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

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    LOL this photo is extremely old. I’m fascinated about how it suddenly started making the rounds again in every social media platform.

    The vagaries of the Internet are many.

    Technically the doofus probably doesn’t have one chambered, so he’ll “probably” be fine until someday when he forgets it’s really loaded, when “holstering” it. LOL.

    We had fun with this photo on gun enthusiast boards years ago. Haha.
     
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    Well, I suppose it makes one heckuva retention holster....
     
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    He will need to drop his shorts to get the belt out of the trigger guard. Or, maybe he does a Hip Shot!
     
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    I'm waiting for Craig Shergold to make the rounds again.
     
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    Heard on the radio this morning:

    The old guy goes into the local bakery and is taken very much by the attractive young lady behind the counter that's wearing a very short skirt.

    "Can I help you?", asks the young lady.

    "I'd like a load of raisin bread, please", replies the old guy.

    The young lady, realizing the raisin bread is on the top shelf along the back wall slides the ladder over and begins climbing up. The bread is high enough that she has to really reach as high as she can, much to the delight of the old guy watching from below. She pulls a loaf of bread off the shelf, but it's so far above her head that she can't tell if it's the correct item.

    She holds it behind her back and asks, "Is it raisin?"

    The old guys say, "No, but it's twitchin'!"
     
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    Avoiding the spread to/from animules![​IMG]

    fly to the scene of the incident, or be recovered at the scene of the tragedy
     
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    Social distancing @ Lowe's...

    With an O2 cannula... This guy shouldn't be out at all![​IMG]

    fly to the scene of the incident, or be recovered at the scene of the tragedy
     
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    WWII vet brought down 15 German planes during the war. Worst mechanic the Luftwaffe had.
     
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    Hear about the ace web designer who made an incredible website for orphans?

    Unfortunately it doesn’t have a home page.
     
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    Happy Easter all.
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    Does that mean it is "Used Toilet Paper"?
     
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    I bet you're just glad you don't have to unsmell it!
     
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    Sensenich, McCauley, Hartzell, or...?

    Who makes this pusher prop? It only seems to need a few revs to make nearly VTOL possible...



    fly to the scene of the incident, or be recovered at the scene of the tragedy
     
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    My son and D-I-L have a home video and graphic design business -- and a seven-year-old daughter who of course is now at home full time. This sign appeared on their den/office door yesterday:

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    The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

    At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

    The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.

    The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do.

    But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

    And not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.
     
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    I thought the Lutherans would cook them for potluck? :)
     
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    With a side of green jello.
     
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