Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[mscard88]

Stormy Daniels

 

[mscard88]

 

[mscard88]

 

[deonb]

 

[CC268]

Hahaha the only people who will get this are those who have heard the Yanni vs Laurel audio test (floating around on social media).

 

[deonb]

Hahaha the only people who will get this are those who have heard the Yanni vs Laurel audio test (floating around on social media).

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[mscard88]

Solicitor door handle.

 

[Zeldman]

 

[mscard88]

 

[Matthew]

 

[Matthew]

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Heard this one from Larry the Cable Guy:

Two flies are sitting on a turd. One of them farts. The other one says, "Hey, do you mind?! I'm EATING here!"

 

[mscard88]

And I watched it.

 

[denverpilot]

Excellent re-use of Conan the Barbarian quote.

 

[denverpilot]

Why I do corporate IT and never home IT work. LOL.

 

[denverpilot]

The way to a broke CFI’s heart. Haha.

 

[denverpilot]

Especially after Taco Bell.

 

[denverpilot]

Don’t think she’s going to get the special issue medical from FAA she applied for. LOL

 

[denverpilot]

Can’t decide if this should be in the lunch thread or here, but we’ll go with here.

 

[Timbeck2]

Took me a minute.*



*edit: the colon smelling meme

 

[denverpilot]

 

[mscard88]

Why I do corporate IT and never home IT work. LOL.

Lol reminds of the Gateway I bought when the Internet got popular, and yes, AOL too.

 

[gkainz]

Why I do corporate IT and never home IT work. LOL.

My kids got me a t-shirt for my birthday that says "No, I won't fix your computer".

When people say "Hey, you work on computers. Can you fix mine?" I tell them "No, I work WITH computers, not ON computers. I hate Windows, but if it's an Oracle problem, call me during business hours."

 

[CC268]

 

[mscard88]

Too soon?

 

[mscard88]

If cops talked like pilots.

 

[SkyHog]

Too soon?


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Why did princess diana cross the road?






Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt

 

[mscard88]

 

[mscard88]

 

[mscard88]

 

[mscard88]

 

[mscard88]

 

[1RTK1]

An Asian guy walks into a bar and starts drinking a beer. The redneck guy sitting next to him asks “Do you know kung fu or karate or any of that kind of ****? The Asian guy replies “Are you asking me that just because I’m Chinese? The redneck replies “No, it’s because you’re drinking my ****ing beer!”

 

[mscard88]

 

[mscard88]

 

[denverpilot]

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Bucket list?

Red Solo Cup?

 

[mscard88]

Bucket list?

Red Solo Cup?

You might say that...

 

[Timbeck2]

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I must be missing something.

 

[Bill]

I must be missing something.

You did, look again.

 

[eman1200]

I must be missing something.

you again........

 

[eman1200]

Bucket list?

Red Solo Cup?

devo fans?