Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[R.L.Mauzy]

 

[SkyChaser]

 

[Albany Tom]

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Isn't that the same as the old Dr Who villain, except with different feet and without the plungers?

 

[flyingpreacher]

I'd rather be forced to listen to "1-800-Kars-4-kids" on an endless loop.

Ask and ye shall receive.

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[AV8R_87]

 

[2-Bit Speed]

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[Charlie Golf]

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And just after that photo was taken the package I received via FedEx yesterday fell out of the truck, got run over, and possibly backed over once or twice.

 

[Matthew]

And just after that photo was taken the package I received via FedEx yesterday fell out of the truck, got run over, and possibly backed over once or twice.

Years ago my supervisor sent out Christmas cards to everyone in the department…except me.

Months later I got a package in the mail. It was a clear plastic bag with a Christmas card envelope inside. The envelope was torn, dirty, had tire marks on it, and looked like it might also have a footprint on it too. But my address was complete enough that it eventually found my mailbox.

 

[GaryM]

Years back, after I’d finished grad school and started work in another state, my diploma was mailed to me in a huge rigid mailer. It arrived badly crumpled and torn almost in half. That was one Ph.D. diploma NOT suitable for framing. I was more crushed than the envelope.

The school did eventually re-issue it.

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Half Fast]

I was going to post a time travel joke, but none of you liked it.

 

[Half Fast]

 

[Half Fast]

 

[Half Fast]

 

[JOhnH]

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Back when Rodney was being funny, nobody said "she goes..."