Kim Jung Un Taxis

Can anyone translate what she is saying?

I am sure she is telling of the sophistication of the ultra modern aircraft outfitted with the best technology, piloted by KJU whom has won many awards for his flying prowess and broke the airspeed record in this Not a Cessna 172 airplane.
 
"... a plane very similar to the US-made Cessna 172 Skyhawk" ??

:rofl:

That's a Kansas-built 172, all right, right down to the unused main gear wheel fairing bracket.

In addition to his cutting-edge stealth bomber, the Antonov An-2 :rolleyes: , KJU apparently has three C-172 airframes, probably late-90s vintage 172R models.

Under their ugly rattle-can-oversprayed paint jobs they have modified cowls and three-blade props, possibly for some sort of Eastern-bloc engine. At least one of them has wing leading-edge slats (a feature borrowed from the aforesaid "stealth bomber") and windshield wipers. :goofy:

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Do you really think those wipers are even connected to anything? Or that they'd do any good if they were?

Love the "five-pack" steam gauge panel. The flat screen would be great for watching cartoons on the way to the target.

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Sparky may also want to have the mechanic take a look at the corrosion in the door frame. Unless he's already had the mechanic executed, that is.
 
Is it just me or does the LH yoke also have (what looks like) the PTT on the right side? That'd be annoying.
 
What do you suppose the silver handle in the middle(bottom of picture) is for? Flaps? Trim?

Speaking of flaps they seem to be at 10 degrees in all phases of the flight?
 
cowman said:
What do you suppose the silver handle in the middle(bottom of picture) is for? Flaps? Trim?

Speaking of flaps they seem to be at 10 degrees in all phases of the flight?
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It's the ejection seat lever. In case the guy in the right seat says something unfavorable about Kimmy's flying.
 
Look at the corrosion on the door frame.

Ooops see this was already mentioned.
 
Is there a CD player and is it playing Oppa Gangnam Style?
 
That was funny!!! Love all the minions wildly applauding "Great Leader" for his daring display of piloting prowess.

Oh...that's right. If you DON'T applaud :nono: - you're the next target for artillery practice. :yes:
 
cowman said:
What do you suppose the silver handle in the middle(bottom of picture) is for? Flaps? Trim?

Speaking of flaps they seem to be at 10 degrees in all phases of the flight?
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pre-flight; "flaps - 10"
taxi; "flaps - 10"
takeoff roll; "flaps - 10"
fly-by; "flaps - 10"
landing; "flaps - 10"
roll-out; "flaps - 10"

I'm going to say they were welded in that position, or if they were still hooked up to anything, that no one in the plane dared move the flaps control. Dear Leader had them at 10, and at 10 they stayed.
 
Zeldman said:
Center line, dear leader, centerline..!!!!
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They blast the lines off the runway and taxiway before Dear Leader taxis, then they hang a bucket of paint from the plane with a hole in it, so whereever he goes is the new centre line.
 
I loved that crowd shot with the applause.

Reminds me of all my landings when the FBO employees cheer me for not breaking anything.
 
The An-2 as a stealth bomber?

Ohhhhh-kayyyyyy

First one I ever encountered was at KSEP and we heard that engine well before it came into view.
 
He's getting proficient ,so that when they overthrow him ,he has a method of escape.
 
"Dear Leader,
Be Advised that your Loyal NKAF has MiGs cocked and ready to shoot down anyone who ventures even close to the DMZ. Tread lightly"

알았다
 
[FONT=Tahoma,sans-serif]I just think this is the best thread in a long time. It's got me looking at everything as possible eyewash. And so many weird and laughable attempts are EVERYWHERE to get us not to notice stuff![/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma,sans-serif]We think Dear Leader is a hoot, and pathetic, but our own political leaders (wait, they'd have to actually LEAD to be called that ...) are hoping there are lots of things we don't notice. :smilewinkgrin:[/FONT]
 
The tanks only hold 15 gallons to prevent defection
 
As pathetic, sociopathic and weird as he is, at least he likes airplanes, more than you can say for our own great leader


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Melting said:
As pathetic, sociopathic and weird as he is, at least he likes airplanes, more than you can say for our own great leader


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That is a weird way to get where you are going. :rolleyes2:
 
MikeELP said:
That was funny!!! Love all the minions wildly applauding "Great Leader" for his daring display of piloting prowess.

Oh...that's right. If you DON'T applaud :nono: - you're the next target for artillery practice. :yes:
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That is an understatement.....:yikes:
 
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