Interesting night...

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I turns out there were four people from that party admitted to the ER.
I think they were all pretty lucky, no one died and no one got hurt other that the mom but he is doing fine.

The wife and I were talking about this last night. This is some scary stuff, he could have killed someone or raped someone and would be spending some serious time in prison yet have absolutely zero recollection of any events.
We are just glad that none of the children were hurt. The oldest daughter of theirs who us eight, was the one who called 911 and was actually biting and hitting him to try and get him to stop. She did exactly what she should have in that situation.
 
Well you do have big ones for going over not knowing if you'd get shot. Think I would've just got my gun, call the cops, and protect the family. Maybe you should get one of these Trump walls to separate your property from theirs?

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I like the picture ! Just build the wall a little higher please. And put one up on the Canadian border too - they got a lot of looney tunes running around up there too.
 
Sorry Dad! Ipads suck for typing. I know you are disappointed in me but I will try harder next time. Please don't be mad at me Dad!


Look professor, I'll put this as delicately as I can as I know you're from the "everyone gets a ribbon and time outs instead of arse beatings" generation. It is YOUR fault you type like chit, NOT your Ipad's! Nobody is hanging on your every word so it isn't really imperative that you use any means possible to real-time update us on something that we don't give a rat's patooty about in the first place. So, little fella, Its time to take personal responsibility for sub-standard performance and not try to blame it on something or someone else. Got it? ;)
 
We are just glad that none of the children were hurt. The oldest daughter of theirs who us eight, was the one who called 911 and was actually biting and hitting him to try and get him to stop. She did exactly what she should have in that situation.

It just sad that this little girl has to be the responsible one in the family.
 
Look professor, I'll put this as delicately as I can as I know you're from the "everyone gets a ribbon and time outs instead of arse beatings" generation. It is YOUR fault you type like chit, NOT your Ipad's! Nobody is hanging on your every word so it isn't really imperative that you use any means possible to real-time update us on something that we don't give a rat's patooty about in the first place. So, little fella, Its time to take personal responsibility for sub-standard performance and not try to blame it on something or someone else. Got it? ;)
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Look professor, I'll put this as delicately as I can as I know you're from the "everyone gets a ribbon and time outs instead of arse beatings" generation. It is YOUR fault you type like chit, NOT your Ipad's! Nobody is hanging on your every word so it isn't really imperative that you use any means possible to real-time update us on something that we don't give a rat's patooty about in the first place. So, little fella, Its time to take personal responsibility for sub-standard performance and not try to blame it on something or someone else. Got it? ;)

What exactly is your contribution here ?
 
Nope, what's funny is that you claim to be college faculty (is janitor part of the faculty too?....I digress) yet you blame your lack of spelling/proofreading skills on an inanimate object.

What's also funny is that people are not reading the entire thread and are taking this serious. I'm pulling the ejection handle on this one.
 
I'll rephrase - read and comprehend the entire thread then you can judge. Obviously Acro doesn't have a problem with our banter which is exactly what it is. (if you had read and comprehended the entire thread, you would know this) Are you telling me that you are one of those people who are so offended for someone else that you'll jump in and call me names? ;)
 
I'll rephrase - read and comprehend the entire thread then you can judge. Obviously Acro doesn't have a problem with our banter which is exactly what it is. (if you had read and comprehended the entire thread, you would know this) Are you telling me that you are one of those people who are so offended for someone else that you'll jump in and call me names? ;)

I thought you 'pulled the ejection handle'. Please do.
 
Uh oh, knew it was gonna get good, so without further ado,

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Weilke, I only came back to see if you had figured it out that you were needlessly humping my leg. Obviously not. Let me spell it out for you. Acrodustertoo and I are kidding with each other.
 
Weilke, I only came back to see if you had figured it out that you were needlessly humping my leg. Obviously not. Let me spell it out for you. Acrodustertoo and I are kidding with each other.

Most of us knew that too. Chill everyone!
 
Weilke, I only came back to see if you had figured it out that you were needlessly humping my leg. Obviously not. Let me spell it out for you. Acrodustertoo and I are kidding with each other.

Does that make you dueling dicks?!

:p:D;):)
 
I'm surprised it has lasted this long! so here you go everybody:

 
I'm surprised it has lasted this long! so here you go everybody:


Thanksgiving without McRib is like Christmas without snow.

It's a family tradition.

Our family holiday spirit is messed up and broken.

MCDonald's managers won't take me seriously.

Seriously?!

Wow!!!

That little snowflake needs a real good melting.
 
Sometimes you just have to play it out. It's nice when everyone comes together and hugs. Like a rugby match. You beat the **** out of each other on the pitch and then off to the bar and buy each other drinks and laugh and sing naughty songs
 
Saw that in another thread. Now I'm clueless in both. :dunno:

Methinks one has to be here every waking moment to get it sometimes.
 
I never put my finger on the trigger unless I'm ready to put a hole in something. How are guns relevant to this thread?
There is/was a picture of a 1911 on page 1, post six.

Just the sight of it might have caused someone to be triggered and needing a safe space.
 
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