I treated myself.

Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by Challenged, Dec 5, 2018 at 6:43 AM.

  1. Challenged

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    My father/mother in-law got me a gift card for my birthday, so I used it to purchase a bidet, it should arrive today.
     
  2. eman1200

    eman1200 Touchdown! Greaser!

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    I never expected this particular subject to come up on POA.

    Enjoy!
     
  5. Grum.Man

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    Had had to google what a bibet was.... that's disgusting.
     
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    ....or will be treating yourself...?
     
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    It didn't. It came down.
     
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  8. Bill Jennings

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    No sh|t? Congrats!
     
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    Checkout_my_Six Final Approach

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    Well...clean up pal. o_O
     
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    What about the bathroom remodel needed to install it?
     
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  12. Kenny Phillips

    Kenny Phillips Line Up and Wait

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    We have the RoidBlaster 3000 in our house. Good for washing airplane parts, too.
     
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    Zeldman Final Approach

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    TMI....

    I thought in Louisiana a person just went off the end of the porch and fed the alligators....
     
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    texasclouds Pre-takeoff checklist

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    What? No fancy Toto Washlet?
     
  17. GeorgeC

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    Do you know how to use the three seashells?
     
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    I don’t really care how you clean your bung hole as long as you wash your hands when you’re finished, preferably before you touch other stuff. ;)
     
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    Air dry or paper towels? :)
     
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    Margy wanted one of those Bidet Seats so I got her a BioBidet high end one for Christmas a few years back. Nothing says I love you like being given a toilet seat.
     
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  21. CC268

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    I don’t understand how some running water is supposed to clean you up. Toilet paper + baby wipes if you really want a clean butt :p
     
  22. Bill Jennings

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    I guess you'd have to run some dookie solubility tests.
     
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    After watching your last landing (If that's what you logged it as), I can fully appreciate your desire to install one!
    :rollercoaster::rollercoaster::rollercoaster:
     
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  24. CC268

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    I mean unless the thing is high pressure. Minimum 2000 psi :p hahaha jk
     
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    Dude... a 2000 psi jet will feel like .... you are getting rammed by.... imagine the rest, I ain’t getting banned for this sh$t
     
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    That’d be a killer enema.
     
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    Do bidets come with built-in air driers?
     
  28. Stingray Don

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    Yes, they are called derriere driers :D
     
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    Do you dry your hands off before you wash them?
     
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    Nope.
     
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    You could have just come right out and told us you are a Cirrus pilot, instead of this 'round-about confession.
     
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    Yeah, some of the ones that are pasty-clayey-greasy might need some hot water.
     
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    From his avatar he is obviously flying a high wing.. as expected

    PS, Cirrus pilots don't need that stuff, there's a reason we drink clear Zima
     
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    Bet that helps wash down the organic kale. :D
     
  35. Challenged

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    Well, I just finished installing it and I took it for a test spin. Wow, what rush...makes me feel alive.
     
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  37. Checkout_my_Six

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    For a moment this appeared to be the “
    Failed nose gear emergency landing at KPWK” thread....o_O