I treated myself.

[Challenged]

My father/mother in-law got me a gift card for my birthday, so I used it to purchase a bidet, it should arrive today.

 

[eman1200]

Hooray!

 

[RyanB]

Wonderful!

 

[flhrci]

I never expected this particular subject to come up on POA.

Enjoy!

 

[Grum.Man]

Had had to google what a bibet was.... that's disgusting.

 

[wrbix]

....or will be treating yourself...?

 

[Gerhardt]

I never expected this particular subject to come up on POA.

It didn't. It came down.

 

[Bill]

No sh|t? Congrats!

 

[eman1200]

bottoms up!

 

[Checkout_my_Six]

Well...clean up pal.

 

[FormerHangie]

What about the bathroom remodel needed to install it?

 

[Kenny Phillips]

We have the RoidBlaster 3000 in our house. Good for washing airplane parts, too.

 

[Zeldman]

TMI....

I thought in Louisiana a person just went off the end of the porch and fed the alligators....

 

[texasclouds]

u drunk?

 

[Stingray Don]

 

[chartbundle]

What? No fancy Toto Washlet?

 

[GeorgeC]

Do you know how to use the three seashells?

 

[Lachlan]

I don’t really care how you clean your bung hole as long as you wash your hands when you’re finished, preferably before you touch other stuff.

 

[flhrci]

I don’t really care how you clean your bung hole as long as you wash your hands when you’re finished, preferably before you touch other stuff.

Air dry or paper towels?

 

[flyingron]

Margy wanted one of those Bidet Seats so I got her a BioBidet high end one for Christmas a few years back. Nothing says I love you like being given a toilet seat.

 

[CC268]

I don’t understand how some running water is supposed to clean you up. Toilet paper + baby wipes if you really want a clean butt

 

[Bill]

I don’t understand how some running water is supposed to clean you up. Toilet paper + baby wipes if you really want a clean butt

I guess you'd have to run some dookie solubility tests.

 

[Unit74]

My father/mother in-law got me a gift card for my birthday, so I used it to purchase a bidet, it should arrive today.

After watching your last landing (If that's what you logged it as), I can fully appreciate your desire to install one!

 

[CC268]

I guess you'd have to run some dookie solubility tests.

I mean unless the thing is high pressure. Minimum 2000 psi hahaha jk

 

[WannFly]

I mean unless the thing is high pressure. Minimum 2000 psi hahaha jk

Dude... a 2000 psi jet will feel like .... you are getting rammed by.... imagine the rest, I ain’t getting banned for this sh$t

 

[RyanB]

I mean unless the thing is high pressure. Minimum 2000 psi hahaha jk

That’d be a killer enema.

 

[SkyDog58]

Air dry or paper towels?

Do bidets come with built-in air driers?

 

[Stingray Don]

Do bidets come with built-in air driers?

Yes, they are called derriere driers

 

[Lachlan]

Air dry or paper towels?

Do you dry your hands off before you wash them?

 

[flhrci]

Do you dry your hands off before you wash them?

Nope.

 

[GRG55]

My father/mother in-law got me a gift card for my birthday, so I used it to purchase a bidet, it should arrive today.

You could have just come right out and told us you are a Cirrus pilot, instead of this 'round-about confession.

 

[455 Bravo Uniform]

I guess you'd have to run some dookie solubility tests.

Yeah, some of the ones that are pasty-clayey-greasy might need some hot water.

 

[Tantalum]

You could have just come right out and told us you are a Cirrus pilot, instead of this 'round-about confession.

From his avatar he is obviously flying a high wing.. as expected

PS, Cirrus pilots don't need that stuff, there's a reason we drink clear Zima

 

[GRG55]

...PS, Cirrus pilots don't need that stuff, there's a reason we drink clear Zima

Bet that helps wash down the organic kale.

 

[Challenged]

Well, I just finished installing it and I took it for a test spin. Wow, what rush...makes me feel alive.

 

[Stingray Don]

Well, I just finished installing it and I took it for a test spin. Wow, what rush...makes me feel alive.

 

[Checkout_my_Six]

For a moment this appeared to be the “
Failed nose gear emergency landing at KPWK” thread....