How do I want this flight to end?

Discussion in 'Lessons Learned' started by mypatchmonkey@gmailcom, Jan 28, 2017.

  1. mypatchmonkey@gmailcom

    mypatchmonkey@gmailcom Filing Flight Plan

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  2. jordane93

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  3. mscard88

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    :rofl: thanks Jordane, I just spit out!
     
  4. hindsight2020

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    ^^^^ re-hash of military UPT "EP tabletop". Cute.:rolleyes:

    Protip: Usually people use anecdotes to lead into a relevant discussion topic or question, or have questions about a topic themselves. Randomly typing thoughts in quick succession on multiple threads can get you home-on-jamming shot on this board quicker than a Hawaiian Punch drinking Angle-of-Attack-toy salesman. You're probably too new to get the reference.

    Oh, and Welcome to POA. ;)
     
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    Wheels first..??
     
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  6. Jim Case

    Jim Case Pre-takeoff checklist

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    I'd say on the ground.☺️
     
  7. dmspilot

    dmspilot Pattern Altitude

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    ♪ Off we go into the wild blue donut ♪
     
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  8. mscard88

    mscard88 Final Approach

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    Ya'll ran him off quick! :rofl:
     
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    Joshuajayg Line Up and Wait

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    mscard88 Final Approach

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    OMG y'all killing me, and I've only had 3-4 beers!
     
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    WAT is love?
     
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    GRG55 Pattern Altitude

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    LMAO. This thread is better than a lot of Super Bowl commercials.

    Can we get some boobs into the mix now. For eman, of course.
     
  14. MAKG1

    MAKG1 Touchdown! Greaser!

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    That woman looks like a helluva boob to me.
     
  15. mscard88

    mscard88 Final Approach

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    Well I would, but I'm sorta on notice... :(

    Oh hell, this is a clean one.

    dental.jpg
     
  16. Velocity173

    Velocity173 Final Approach

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    If you've got an engine fire, I wouldn't be doing the HI-TACAN. I'd get radar vectors for a PAR 24R and save time. Or, considering NKX is rarely IFR (except AMs) just do a visual straight in or set up for a SFO. Also, I wouldn't rattle off all that information to SOCAL. As busy as they are, odds are they won't copy anything other your callsign and you're an emergency.
     
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  17. sourdough44

    sourdough44 Line Up and Wait

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    And where's the picture of the guy 'punching out'? Ride the silk down & talk about it later.
     
  18. SkyDog58

    SkyDog58 Ejection Handle Pulled

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    My trips to the dentist would be far more frequent.
     
  19. mscard88

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    I have an attractive female dentist! :yesnod: :drool:
     
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    SkyDog58 Ejection Handle Pulled

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    How well does she handle the drill?
     
  21. mscard88

    mscard88 Final Approach

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    I'd like to find out! :D
     
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  22. Hank S

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    Says the man in the Big City! Me, I'm just happy that there are two dentists here in town. Actually, they're in the next town over, where I work, a somewhat bigger place than this.
     
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    Not in the big city, I'm south of that city.
     
  24. Hank S

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    And I'm north of my town. :p
     
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    You're not far from Montgomery are you? A lot of dentists there.
     
  26. Velocity173

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    You all got a good air show coming up at Maxwell in April. I might have to attend that one.
     
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    Tell me more! It's an hour to Maxwell, and Gunter's about half that. Can I fly in???
     
  28. mscard88

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    Yea it's been a few years since they've had one. Should be a good un!
     
  29. mscard88

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    Doubtful, but if you were able to you'd have to get permission (called a PPR). Call 'em up and ask, Base Operations.

    http://maxwellairshow.com/
     
  30. Velocity173

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    Oh probably not. They've got both the Tbirds and the Patrouille de France at the same show. Looks like it'll be a good one.
     
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    [QUOTE="hindsight2020, post: 2218446, member: 7339...quicker than a Hawaiian Punch drinking Angle-of-Attack-toy salesman.. [/QUOTE]

    :lol:

    I think I may have peed a little.
     
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    My dentist is a guy, but the cute little assistant...:blowingkisses:
    :heli::yes:
     
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  33. WannFly

    WannFly Pre-takeoff checklist

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    That's the ONLY reason I go to my destist

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    Strip club is still cheaper and more satisfying. And at the club, she usually spits, not you.
     
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    Always hoping for a happy ending.