Flight announcements

So what's in your passenger brief?
 
BA flight into Phoenix.. “ladies and gentlemen... 10mins to impact “
 
Not bad. I’ve seen better but still pretty good.
 
Southwest has gotten a bit more serious over the years but I have been on a few flights where the briefing had the entire plan in tears laughing.

"To inflate, pull down on that red handle, if the does not work blow into the red tube at your shoulder, if that does not work, well, then it is REALLY just not your day"
 
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