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[ChrisK]

was tattooed square on his

 

[Frank Browne]

armpit. Because it was the

 

[Jeanie]

Most convenient place for it

 

[denverpilot]

Because Buzz Lightyear was jealous

 

[airbornejohnny]

Most convenient place for it

right next to New Jersey

 

[kyleb]

which should be outlawed, because

 

[airbornejohnny]

nobody enjoys the pit's aroma

 

[Captain]

Wow, this thread took off.

 

[redtail]

with ten knots of tailwind

 

[timwinters]

because he was at Gaston's

 

[Sac Arrow]

And he slapped a jerk

 

[LandSickness]

who was well deserving of

 

[kyleb]

a set of paper mache'

 

[rainsux]

guns, went undetected by TSA

 

[X3 Skier]

But dropped them when she

 

[numl0ck]

heard Count Chocula in the

 

[Sac Arrow]

trunk of her small datsun

 

[hopmedic]

where the hungry overheated chinchillas

 

[Sac Arrow]

reproduced like rodents in heat

 

[hopmedic]

and then proceeded to eat

 

[kimberlyanne546]

all of the blueberry pie.

 

[BellyUpFish]

With the pie gone, we....

 

[Sac Arrow]

drive Chevy to the levy

 

[Captain]

But the levy was dry

 

[brew1819]

oh boy, now everybody needs

 

[denverpilot]

Brain bleach for the cliche'

 

[Rigged4Flight]

and glue for the toupee

 

[numl0ck]

before they blow off in

 

[kimberlyanne546]

smoke. Smokey the bear was

 

[Sac Arrow]

running around with no pants

 

[kimberlyanne546]

but he wore a hat

 

[Sac Arrow]

had to bear it all

 

[Rigged4Flight]

had to bear it all

and grin for the cameras

 

[denverpilot]

A bare Bear, bearing it

 

[hopmedic]

right in front of my

 

[X3 Skier]

My movie camera while he

 

[pbramlett]

Ate from a picnic basket

 

[Sac Arrow]

And said boo boo hey

 

[Josh_C]

John? Wasn't this thread about

 

[kimberlyanne546]

tramp stamps and female politicians?