Continue the Story by 5 Words

[Captain]

John was a tall man,

 

[fgcason]

who was afraid of heights.

 

[kimberlyanne546]

He was also afraid of

 

[Steve Foley]

because he is a jerk

 

[hopmedic]

But that didn't stop him

 

[ChrisK]

from discovering a magical unicorn

 

[pbramlett]

sitting on a pool float

 

[hopmedic]

Somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean.

 

[Missa]

Eating a pure little girl

 

[hopmedic]

"EW!" cried the unicorn's mom.

 

[Captain]

"There's one, shoot it!", cried...

 

[focal_plane]

the idiot playing Mad Libs

 

[HerrGruyere]

Suddenly, a hot dog appeared.

 

[Missa]

With Ketchup on it, yummm.

 

[AuntPeggy]

Wearing flesh-colored executive pajamas,

 

[saracelica]

The bear ate the hotdog

 

[Threefingeredjack]

while totally rocking pink Speedos

 

[hopmedic]

sipping Virgil's root beer, and

 

[mirage00]

thinking about that night when

 

[focal_plane]

Virgil said to lean forward

 

[hopmedic]

while he adjusted the seat.

 

[Sac Arrow]

In preparation for flower bombing

 

[HerrGruyere]

the bear vomited hot dogs.

 

[Captain]

Meanwhile, back at the jailhouse...

 

[saracelica]

all over the pilots pants!

 

[numl0ck]

Meanwhile, back at the jailhouse...

a farmer strolls in with

 

[Eagle I]

a freshly killed headless rabbit

 

[rainsux]

Yum, rabbits are very tasty.

 

[HerrGruyere]

said the fat, grotesque warden.

 

[Captain]

"Warden!!! Where the hell is..."

 

[X3 Skier]

the guy who started this

 

[hopmedic]

Said Aunt Mom could wait

 

[Sac Arrow]

needs to get a life

 

[airbornejohnny]

and go find a wife.

 

[hopmedic]

The problem with that, though

 

[Captain]

....this place'd be less fun.

 

[rainsux]

Fun? Get back to work!

 

[airbornejohnny]

You lazy, gutless, looming JERK!

 

[HerrGruyere]

I said, and lit a

 

[airbornejohnny]

section of his cubicle ablaze.