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[HerrGruyere]

of Nancy Pelosi doing things.

 

[kimberlyanne546]

Surprising how flexible she was

 

[Sac Arrow]

from doing flower bombing contest

 

[kimberlyanne546]

not using her hands either

 

[HerrGruyere]

Instead, she uses her smelly

 

[kimberlyanne546]

feet to drop the bombs.

 

[pbramlett]

Nancy's TFR was established

 

[X3 Skier]

But it was easily violated

 

[hopmedic]

making me wish my eyes

 

[HerrGruyere]

never had mustard in them.

 

[hopmedic]

but pure chlorine bleach instead.

 

[kimberlyanne546]

FAA system emailed the TFR

 

[hopmedic]

violation to my favorite aunt

 

[Dean]

Who looks a lot like

 

[Sac Arrow]

Richard Simmons in a speedo

 

[denverpilot]

In a DUI mug shot

 

[kimberlyanne546]

with bloodshot eyes and terrible

 

[Sac Arrow]

form in a LMFAO video

 

[kimberlyanne546]

What is a LMFAO video?

 

[airbornejohnny]

What is a LMFAO video?

Well let me tell you

 

[Sac Arrow]

or let me show you

 

[airbornejohnny]

how much more disturbing can

 

[denverpilot]

any of this silliness be

 

[hopmedic]

It could be worse, but

 

[X3 Skier]

At least there are no

 

[hopmedic]

witnesses or crime scene evidence

 

[Dean]

But I wish I had

 

[pbramlett]

A Kenny Rogers 8 track

 

[kimberlyanne546]

what is an 8 track?

 

[Nsconductor]

Albeit, larger than a cassette

 

[HerrGruyere]

and larger than a CD

 

[X3 Skier]

It's as iconic as a

 

[hopmedic]

a Lockheed L-1011 wheel pant.

 

[numl0ck]

There was a time before

 

[hopmedic]

my cousin's coral snake bit

 

[Sac Arrow]

doc says you're gonna die

 

[hopmedic]

but not until the cows

 

[X3 Skier]

Come back home from Oshkosh

 

[hopmedic]

and stop chasing the squirrels

 

[HerrGruyere]

that fly out of my