Think about it for a second. You are duct taped to a wooden chair at the FSDO's office, and the examiner is holding a pair of wires and asking you questions:
"Did you uh, violate FAR 91.119 on or about February 24, 2009 by flying nine hundred and five feet above a congested area?"
"No."
"Quote: 'Yeah, I few 905 feet above San Francisco' -Author, Sac Arrow, message #495, date stamp 2/24/09 reference
http://www.arrowdudesofamerica.com. Did you write that?"
"Yes."
"So, you lied in your post?"
"No."
"You just said you wrote that."
"Yes, that was a fictional event performed by a fictional character. You asked me if I, Roderick P. Longman, busted that FAR. Rod Longman would never state that he violated a FAR."
"Oh, uh. Okay. Thanks for your time."