Chuck Norris reported passed away

Chuck Norris didn't die. Death finally worked up the courage to meet him.
 
"Reportedly" being the operative word.

Note that it occurred on a Thursday, so after the requisite three days this Sunday we can all shout "He is Risen!" as he explodes out of his coffin.
 
As physically fit as he was, I expected him to have lived longer than 86. Sometimes you can’t cheat genetics.
 
Clip4 said:
As physically fit as he was, I expected him to have lived longer than 86. Sometimes you can’t cheat genetics.
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The physically fit usually don't live longer. Mel Brooks is 99, William Shatner is 95. Neither one is what I would call "physically fit".

Reading interviews of people who lived past 100 physical fitness never comes into play.

A real good friend of mine just turned 96. He still drives, does yard work and other things. He was a smoker/drinker and eats whatever he wants. I keep teasing him that he will wake up one day and wonder where everyone went.
 
The reports said he had a 'medical emergency' but are being cagey about what it was. Could have been a stroke, or branch embolism, or few other things that are sudden. He climbed some mountain a few days ago, and then went in the hospital, never came out.
 
Doc Holliday said:
The physically fit usually don't live longer. Mel Brooks is 99, William Shatner is 95. Neither one is what I would call "physically fit".
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Reminds me of George burns when he was on the Johnny Carson show and asked what his doctor thought about him still smoking cigars…”my doctors dead”..
 
Clip4 said:
As physically fit as he was, I expected him to have lived longer than 86. Sometimes you can’t cheat genetics.
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My dad and 2 uncles passed away in their mid to late 60s.

Except uncle Louis. For the majority of his adult life he was a smoker, over weight, and drank, something my dad and uncles were not. He passed away at 83, 6 months after being injured in a car accident. A blood clot broke loose and that did him in.

Maybe I should be like uncle Louis.
 
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his living room.

It’s not dead, it’s just afraid to move
 
I saw an article on X that talked about him being a great star, but his success was overshadowed by politics. Then I upvoted the community note explaining that Chuck Norris killed his own shadow while shadow boxing and therefore he cannot be overshadowed.
 
Zeldman said:
My dad and 2 uncles passed away in their mid to late 60s.

Except uncle Louis. For the majority of his adult life he was a smoker, over weight, and drank, something my dad and uncles were not. He passed away at 83, 6 months after being injured in a car accident. A blood clot broke loose and that did him in.

Maybe I should be like uncle Louis.
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I'm doing my best to be like your uncle. All the men in my lineage over the past few decades died in their 50s and 60s. I'll be 74 in a few months and so far, so good, Even if Total Wine & More is near the top of the list on my credit card spending reports. (Not the card I use for Aviation expenses).
 
My Maternal Great Grandmother died at 96 at her kitchen table. Dad is 88 and still active and flies R/C 3 times a week. In common they had a nice bourbon every evening. Doing my part for longevity.
 
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