1 in 50 people...

49 out of 50 find commercial air travel painful. My being on the road funds my chiropractor’s boat payments.

At least in my own plane I don't lose my own luggage, and usually arrive on time.
 
Dated a girl that I met,on a cross country flight to California. Was fun for a while.
 
Before I got married no female ever wanted to talk to me on a commercial airliner. After I got married they all did. I must smell different, or something.
 
My primary CFI told me night flight was a sure fire way into a girl's pants.

I was 18 he was 21. I was clueless. I thought he was such a warped perv . . . Ahhh to go back in time.

Night flight (flight in general) never worked for me.
 
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