Dan H
Pre-Flight
- Joined
- Jan 30, 2012
- Messages
- 45
- Location
- Farragut Ia, Laramie Wy
- Display Name
- Dan Hilger
- Home Airfield
- KSDA, KlAR
I'm 5th generation farmer here in southern Iowa, what I remember about the 80's was that I was happy to get through them.
As far as farmers liking to whine, I have a joke.
3 hookers are standing on a corner discussing their clients from the previous night.
Lady #1 says "I had a lawyer last night." The other two wanted to know how she knew. "Well he had a 3 piece suit and a briefcase he never let go of the whole time we were doing it."
Lady #2 says "I had a cowboy, he had a cowboy hat and boots and didn't take either off will we were doing it.
Well lady #3 pipes up," I had a farmer, first he complained I was too wet, then too dry, and he promised to pay me in the fall."
As far as farmers liking to whine, I have a joke.
3 hookers are standing on a corner discussing their clients from the previous night.
Lady #1 says "I had a lawyer last night." The other two wanted to know how she knew. "Well he had a 3 piece suit and a briefcase he never let go of the whole time we were doing it."
Lady #2 says "I had a cowboy, he had a cowboy hat and boots and didn't take either off will we were doing it.
Well lady #3 pipes up," I had a farmer, first he complained I was too wet, then too dry, and he promised to pay me in the fall."


That entire rational is why radical Islam is after the West, and why they will win. Over 4000 years with a simple set of rules for a peaceful and prosperous society, in all that time we have not been able to follow them.