Worlds fastest shoe (for Oshkosh?)

Kent Wien

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All right, who’s going to be sporting these at OSH next year?

 
These are fall on your butt shoes, try getting up then,
 
These are fall on your butt shoes, try getting up then,
Just have to tap your heel and they lock. While you’re flat in your back.

I’m not sure I’m coordinated enough to do that ballerina move to unlock them.
 
Just a mere eleventeen gazillion a shoe. Batteries not included.

Cheers
 
$1,399.00

Its not in the right side of my lazy/cheap scale...yet.
 
I would have laughed at my own son if he wanted those when we was a pre teen, there are adults who would be in the market for rolly shoes?
 
My wife gave me a hard time for buying a set of heelies. She absolutely forbade me from skating through the public parts of her museum.
 
After watching that video, I can picture falling down in the street, panicking, and being unable to stand up and get out of the path of an oncoming truck.

A lot of liability exposure for that company, if they sell in the US.
 
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