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mscard88

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Husband Puts Whining Wife Up For Sale On eBay
Marie-Claire Dorking 8 hours ago
  • Click on link below for pics, she hot, big nose though lol)
  • Daily Mail.

    “I thought: 'Right, I’m going to put you up for sale’.”

    Simon posted the listing using the title ‘Used Wife’, alongside a picture of Leandra and a tongue-in-cheek description.

    “For sale one wife,” he wrote. “Not new has been used but still got some good miles left in her.”

    “Reason for selling … I’ve had my fill and feel like there HAS to someone out there that is more deserving of her [than] me (oh dear god please let there be.)”

    Going on to list Leandra’s body work and paint work as still in decent condition, he went on to say she had some skills in the kitchen, before listing her bad points:

    “Often makes this noise that cannot be silenced unless you order brand new shiny parts of metal,” he quipped.

    “Sometimes them skills in the kitchen result in you ending up in hospital. All in all not a bad model for the year. I’m sure some lucky guy will get lots of use.”

    He finished the post inviting people to make him an offer before joking that he might consider a part exchange for a younger model.

    “*T&C’s Once bought, you cannot return … EVER!” he concluded.

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    Next time you have an argument with your other half, watch out you don’t end up on eBay [Photo: Getty]

    But it seems Simon did a good job of selling his wife in the description as she managed to tot up 57 bids, with the highest bidder offering a whopping £65,888.

    But despite the high bidding, Leandra wasn’t exactly thrilled to find her husband had listed her on the site.

    “I was absolutely fuming – I wanted to kill him,” she told Daily Mail.

    “Everyone at work saw it and were laughing their heads off. Not only did he put me up for sale but he used such a bad photo.”

    Thankfully it wasn’t long before eBay removed the post and hopefully saved the pair’s marriage in the process
 
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Well even if he doesn't really sell her, I'm sure she will start getting more miles put on her but just not by him.
 
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What does she look like?
 
mscard88 said:
...with the highest bidder offering a whopping £65,888.

“Everyone at work saw it and were laughing their heads off. Not only did he put me up for sale but he used such a bad photo.”
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I guess she figured he could have gotten higher offers if he used better photos?
 
My wife told me recently that some guy in Costa Rica robbed a bank to go to jail on purpose. He later told police that he wanted to get away from his wife.

I told her that I can understand his feelings. She didn't think that was funny.:cool:
 
orange said:
My wife told me recently that some guy in Costa Rica robbed a bank to go to jail on purpose. He later told police that he wanted to get away from his wife.

I told her that I can understand his feelings. She didn't think that was funny.:cool:
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When do you get out of the hospital? :D
 
What's the big deal? BIlly Joel became a father at sixty five. Maybe Durante was horn too. :D
 
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